It’s a corny joke

    • @[email protected]
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      117 minutes ago

      Somehow, pineapple on pizza was created in the global pineapple capital that is Ontario, Canada.

  • Draconic NEO
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    38 hours ago

    Anyone ever seen or even tried broccoli and carrots on Pizza? It’s truly disgusting.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      45 hours ago

      Beef and broccoli pizza is pretty tasty. Just slice the broccoli florets flat like mushrooms. The sauce is just standard brown sauce. Broccoli, beef, onion, mushrooms, and cheese.

      Yummy

      • Draconic NEO
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        23 hours ago

        It was disgusting when I tried it. I don’t think it helped that it was wood fired so the broccoli and carrots were heavily singed. Was very gross. It also barely had any cheese on it.

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    410 hours ago

    Not sure if Iv seen this one before. I know Iv seen a few pineapple non pineapple eaters unite post before. Usually its something unusal for pizza, but I would totally try.

    This looks gross tho. Like enjoy that if you want but i aint even trying that one.

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        22 hours ago

        I assume that it’s a US only product that’s therefore meaningless to 96% of the world population.

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      511 hours ago

      Yeah, buddy, they’re just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.

      [Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      512 hours ago

      Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • Miles O'Brien
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    1719 hours ago

    I will happily shake hands with a pineapple-on-pizza-er, if it means we can make sure this evil never hurts anyone ever again.

    I’ll wash my hands afterward, but it’s the gesture that counts, right?

    (pls wash your hands anyway, sanitation rulez)

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      Just like Liberals and Communists in WWII.

      Edit: Did the Allies not cooperate with the Soviets to defeat the Axis Powers, or am I way off base here?

  • @TwoBeeSan
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    515 hours ago

    Lewis_black_on_candy_corn.mp4

  • troybot [he/him]
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    922 hours ago

    I actually did this once and there’s a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      821 hours ago

      Thanks for commenting here. I’m glad you were finally able to rehabilitate your way out of prison.

  • @[email protected]
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    319 hours ago

    Anyone who willingly eats candy corn is 100% a serial killer and will murder you at the earliest chance.

  • @SkyezOpen
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    119 hours ago

    Don’t really give a shit about pineapple. Not the worst thing on pizza but I’ll give it a miss if I have the option. “Hawaiian” pizza is offensive because of the fucking ham they put on it and call it bacon. No. It’s ham. Stop lying. Go to hell. Ham sucks.

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      514 hours ago

      In the UK a lot of kebab shops also do pizza but are run by Muslims so the “ham” on an Hawaiian pizza is most likely to be (halal) turkey meat with beetroot juice added…

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      620 hours ago

      Are you really going to take a shot at pineapple while this monstrosity runs amok?