I’ve been trying to get more veggies, for a multitude of reasons, but no matter how I cook broccoli, it stinks up the whole house. Steamed, baked, pan fried. If it were just me I’d probably deal with it, but my partner has a sensitive nose. Any ideas? I don’t love it raw, but it’s still pretty good.

  • @Donebrach
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    46 hours ago

    Where do you live that broccoli smells like anything unappetizing? This is absolutely insane. Maybe wash your vegetables before cooking them?

    • @nieminenOP
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      26 hours ago

      Smells fine raw, just makes a stink when I cook it. Already washed. Also KY US

      • @Donebrach
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        05 hours ago

        KY US

        there’s your problem.

        But in all seriousness—broccoli shouldn’t be stinking up your house. I call shenanigans.

        • @nieminenOP
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          25 hours ago

          I mean the rest of the thread corroborates 🤷 not sure what else to say.

          First result in google:

          The sulforaphane compound in some cruciferous vegetable molecules. The sulfur odor indicates a vegetable possesses excellent health properties. Cruciferous (fibrous) veggies include kale, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, and many others.

          This is far too serious an issue to invoke shenanigans!

            • @nieminenOP
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              154 minutes ago

              To be honest, I thought they were going more for sarcasm than idiocy 🤷

              • @[email protected]
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                Idk about that lol. Maybe. Sometimes it’s hard to tell. They seemed serious though but who knows.

          • @Donebrach
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            When I googled “broccoli smell” every single result stated “you’re overcooking it” so I guess that’s what you’re doing. I have literally never experienced this so I guess I win at cooking broccoli.

            Thus I rescind my suspicion of shenanigans and submit instead INCOMPETENCE

            • @nieminenOP
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              13 hours ago

              I’ll take incompetence. Far more likely to be a true accusation

  • @[email protected]
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    Fascinating thread. Is there some genetic component that makes broccoli stinky to some people and not others? Is this why some people are averse to broccoli? I’m surprised to see everyone just accepting the premise of the question. I love boiling broccoli precisely because it smells amazing.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 hours ago

      I’ve also wondered if there’s varieties. Maybe where I live, they’re different tasting and smelling? Broccoli has only ever been one of the vegetables to me. Nothing repulsive (or even noteworthy).

      Even as a kid it was weird to see cartoon characters complain about specifically broccoli while I literally munched it while watching.

      Now when it spoils, yes, it can get a little sulfury, as can cauliflower, its cousin. But fresh broccoli?

    • @nieminenOP
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      36 hours ago

      Not yet, will consider and research

  • southsamurai
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    Baked didn’t work?

    We do that as the default, and the smell is never there.

    Here’s our process.

    First, defrost if frozen. Otherwise you’re essentially steaming it as it thaws in the oven, which means that instead of browning up and getting sweeter, you end up with the sulfur compounds forming before that can happen.

    If not frozen, you should be fine to start.

    If you’re working from whole heads of broccoli, break it down into roughly even sized florettes, with the stems being cut down to maybe a half inch or so.

    Make sure it’s well oiled. It helps the heat transfer, which reduces the end smell. A big bowl helps get it evenk drizzling really isn’t great for roast veggies imo.

    Season after oiling; the salt, pepper and optionals will stick better and not burn. Now, here’s an optional, but it really is highly recommended. Acid. Lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, white wine or champagne vinegar, even balsamic. It helps break up the chemicals as they form and get released. Sliced lemons work too, though definitely keep the juices and add them too.

    Preheat to 400 or 425. No lower, you want the heat to be high enough that it cooks fast, fifteen to twenty minutes, checking at 15 and staying close after. If you have a convection oven, go with 400 for sure, and check at about 12 minutes and keep a close eye on it.

    You want the broccoli browned, and fork tender. Once it hits that, pull it.

    Over cooking is where the smell comes from. So if you get the first hint of that sulfur smell, pull it immediately, even if it isn’t done, since you don’t want the smell. Carry over cooking can finish the job, it just won’t be as yummy without that deep browning.

    Roasting is the least “smelly” option.

    Steaming, the window is short between perfectly cooked and smelly. Maybe as little as a minute. Lots of lemon slices over the top helps though.

    Boiling, you gotta parboil, blanche, then repeat. It keeps the sulfur compounds from taking over before it’s cooked through.

    Deep fried works, but it really seems like a bad idea to me. Why eat something as healthy as broccoli and dump it into hot oil? It adds unnecessary calories even if you drain it well, and breaded broccoli ia similar, plus you don’t taste the broccoli as much.

  • @solrize
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    915 hours ago

    I’ve never noticed a bad smell, but instant pot for 1 minute high pressure is quickest way to cook.

    • @nieminenOP
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      114 hours ago

      Oooo I like this. How much water? Okay for it to sit in the water, or does it have to be up?

  • MudMan
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    Man, I used broccoli all the time. Just chuck it in the over for a bit, or stir fry it. No stink, delicious, crisp, bright, crunchy.

    These days I don’t cook as often and people who do just insist on boiling it or steaming it into mush, which is like dropping a stink bomb in the kitchen and turns it into puree. Broccoli is meant to be green, not brown, you guys.

    On the plus side you can recycle that absolutely gross overdone broccoli into vegan burger patties and it’s actually good like that. Still, you have to get through the stinkbomb part first.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 hours ago

      How the fuck so you get brown broccoli from boiling it? Mines boiled and while it isn’t always snappable, it’s definitely always a vibrant green.

      • @nieminenOP
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        Bro for real, never seen anything but it gets greener from boiling

      • MudMan
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        211 hours ago

        The answer is patience.

        And no, it’s not.

        I know, I’m horrified by this, too.

  • @aturtlesdream
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    314 hours ago

    I love it in the air fryer, similar to baked broccoli, just a bit more crispy

    • @nieminenOP
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      16 hours ago

      Do you have to oil it? I’d like to avoid that wherever possible.

    • @trxxruraxvr
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      113 hours ago

      Air fryer broccoli is best broccoli

  • @Raiderkev
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    112 hours ago

    Frozen broccoli on baking sheet. Toss with olive oil and seasoning ( I like to use Montreal steak)

    425° for 25 minutes

    Stir halfway through cooking. It’s easy, no smell, and easy to remember bc 425 twice. (425 ° for 25 minutes)

    • @accideath
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      412 hours ago

      I hope that’s Fahrenheit…

    • @accideath
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      212 hours ago

      I hope that’s Fahrenheit…

      • @Raiderkev
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        211 hours ago

        Lol yes. We are weird in America

        • @nieminenOP
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          36 hours ago

          For real, F makes no sense for cooking. I can get the argument for outside temps, but I’ll pick metric over imperial any day

          • @Raiderkev
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            13 hours ago

            I get it, but it’s what all our ovens and recipes say here. Even if there’s a way to change it on the oven, the recipes are still going to be in F, and then you’re going to have to do a bunch of conversions, so doesn’t make much sense here.

            • @Raiderkev
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              13 hours ago

              Plus, God King Trump said that the metric system is woke DEI

  • @[email protected]
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    214 hours ago

    Broccoli is probably the least offensive of the Brassicas but they all stink when cooking. Baking in a casserole or something that covers the broccoli completely might work. I imagine the only stink free way would be raw or possibly suis vide.

    • @nieminenOP
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      114 hours ago

      Lawl, ours doesn’t vent outside, just has a filter then pumps it out the top

      • @Kelly
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        So… How often do you have to change the filter?

        • @nieminenOP
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          16 hours ago

          It also does basically nothing. I’ll watch the steam go anywhere but the fan as it rises.

  • @Brkdncr
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    215 hours ago

    What’s wrong with your windows.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      815 hours ago

      Well, privacy violations, a memory intensive OS without much benefit, decades old code that should be cleaned up.

      …oh, you mean sliding glass panes in the home.

    • @nieminenOP
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      414 hours ago

      Well it was 12⁰ the other day…

      • @Kelly
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        You mean Fahrenheit right?

    • Drusas
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      313 hours ago

      Because it’s good raw but it’s fantastic roasted.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    114 hours ago

    Honestly, broccoli is wonderful microwaved. Put it in a covered dish with just a little water. For a couple servings, I do on high like 2.5 minutes. Easy to adjust the time to get it just the way you want it. You can’t get it crispy that way, but it’s basically like perfectly steamed.