• circuitfarmer
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    32 hours ago

    Trump could tear up the Constitution live on Fox News and they’d point at Democrats and ask why they hate America

  • @CompleteUnknown
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    12 hours ago

    My wife is a school teacher. Schools in our area haven’t taught cursive in years. They’ve been talking about bringing it back.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    510 hours ago

    Pulling the same old crap like they do with the bible?

    They’re taking religion out of schools so kids don’t read the bible!1!1!

    When the problem is that Fox watchers haven’t bothered to read either of the writings themselves and believe whatever someone tells them the documents mean. They don’t actually want anyone to read these things.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    8422 hours ago

    Damn. If only the Constitution has been transposed into non-cursive format at least once over the last 250 or so years! /s

  • @cabron_offsets
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    1519 hours ago

    Like it matters to these fucking traitor shitbags. If every republican could just fucking get measles ASAP, that would be grand.

  • @BrotherL0v3
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    3022 hours ago

    I am continuously amazed what the right wing propaganda machine convinces people to get upset about.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      821 hours ago

      BREAKING NEWS!!! DEMOCRATS CONTAMINATE WATER SUPPLY WITH FLUORIDE!!!

      • @credo
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        720 hours ago

        URGENT! Democrats conspire to plant trees to emit POISONOUS oxygen into atmosphere.

        • @knightmare1147
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          213 hours ago

          DANGER! Democrats have SPACE LASERS and HURRICANE machines!

    • MHLoppy
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      119 hours ago

      Eh, even they described as a literal “conspiracy theory”, so (without having seen the footage) it was probably more of a light-hearted quip.

      • @TrickDacy
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        117 hours ago

        Gotta float your bullshit somehow

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    Dude, I learned to read and write in cursive like every other 90s kid. I still can’t read much of the original text of the constitution. Have you see that chicken scratch?

    • @lunarul
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      016 hours ago

      It’s very readable, definitely not chicken scratch. Unless I missed an implied “/s”?

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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        12 hours ago

        If you look up a really high res scan, it is much better. Most pictures/scans I’ve ever seen though are completely unreadable because of how crazy italicized it is. It’s on like a 60 degree lean. It just looks like scribbles if the image is not super high res.

  • magnetosphere
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    1721 hours ago

    Remind me: which party fights against funding public education, thereby forcing school administrators to make difficult choices about what to cut?

    • magnetosphere
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      821 hours ago

      Well, they can read the bit about the “right to bear arms”, but the part involving a “well regulated militia” makes them confused and angry.

      • @shplane
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        26 hours ago

        The irony is that the right to bear arms is a literal amendment to the constitution which the founding fathers did intentionally to set a precedent for future leaders to change and update the constitution. Conservatives who act like strict constitutionalists just completely miss the point of the bill of rights and their favorite amendment to have guns

  • metaStatic
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    1021 hours ago

    You’ve never read the constitution until you’ve read it in the original Klingon

  • @Bytemeister
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    519 hours ago

    I have to read cursive every day for work.

    But that’s because I’m the only person I know who writes in cursive.

  • Ioughttamow
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    522 hours ago

    True, you can only truly understand it in its original cursive, read while walking around colonial williamsburg

  • @foggy
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    422 hours ago

    lmao, why would they care if that was accurate??