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They had to go all the way to Florida 😔
$On the eagles$
Sam’s club: we’re not in Kansas anymore
Wait, I’m dumb, what’s the blue line?
The one that says “Bilbo”?
After checking a few more times I see the blue text “Bilbo” under the blue line, just right from the red one.
I need to sleep, but thank you internet stranger.
You’re welcome!
I was honestly confused and thought I was missing another blue line :D
Mordor being in Florida checks out.
Yup. Just outside of Jacksonville. I knew it.
When you think about it, they basically walked twice as far as that since they’re so small.
Pfft, that’s like 2 days’ drive, tops.
This is dumb they def coulda gotten a flight
They were smart to avoid Atlanta, the traffic there is horrible.
Also, the whole mines of Moria part makes sense, being Kentucky and all.
Ya but they had to go through Chattanooga, which is way more infuriating.
They were smart to avoid Atlanta, the traffic there is horrible.
After reading the books, I felt like the movies were rushed (yes, even the extended editions). You just didn’t get a sense for how long and arduous their journey was. It took Sam and Frodo a month just to get to Rivendell alone, and you truly felt like you were out hiking and camping with the hobbits for all that time.
In the movies, they just bump into friends and allies, spend a night at Bree (plus a couple nights out camping in the wild), run from the Nazgul, then they’re magically there at Rivendell. Doesn’t seem like it took more than a few days tops.
The whole journey to Mordor and back took a whole year. Imagine spending a whole year walking and camping across America and you might get a sense for how long it took them.
Honestly, The Lord of the Rings should’ve been a miniseries to properly flesh out the long journey. Even the extended editions cut lots of story and rushed the pacing to keep the story moving forward.
Honestly, The Lord of the Rings should’ve been a miniseries to properly flesh out the long journey
Depending on how well the Harry Potter show goes, I won’t be surprised at all if we see this eventually
One way Tolkien adds tension and time is to end with a cliffhanger for Sam and Frodo in book 4 (part 2 of Two Towers) you then start following Merry and Pippin in book 5 (part 1 of Return Of The King) and have to read all of that before returning to Frodo and Sam in book 6.
Reference: A bit about the 6 books https://screenrant.com/lord-of-the-rings-tolkien-6-books-why/
The other R. R. tried that too, except he still hasn’t finished the book where the cliffhanger should resolve.
Yes! The Two Towers novel ended with Frodo supposedly dead from Shelob, and Sam picking up the ring to finish the journey. It was almost halfway into Return of the King that we find out Frodo is still alive and Sam needs to rescue him!
That was such a great plot twist. I was kind of sad they didn’t follow that chain of events in the movies. The whole Shelob thing was resolved really quickly, about halfway into Return of the King.
The Hobbit cartoon does a great job of that with some montage scenes that go on for a while.
That or just some other more effective narrative exposition to give the viewer a better sense of time.
Narration is boring. Montages have the potential to overstay their welcome. Exposition in dialogue is dumb. There’s already so much going on in the movies that adding more set pieces would actually generate the opposite effect. Busy movies feel like they rush and a lot happens in a short span of time (think what if tom bombadil). The only way was to actually cut more stuff to focus even more narrowly on fewer plot points, to gain time where to insert set pieces that illustrated the time passing, with slower pace. When a movie has very few things going on in a long time span, it feels like it’s illustrating a very long span of time. This is a balancing act that all screenwriters and directors have to face. For example, look at interstellar vs. Castaway, which one objectively is about a longer period time, which one actually leaves you feeling like the characters experienced a lot of time?
I didn’t mean explicitly “narration” when I said narrative exposition since that isn’t it’s definition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exposition_(narrative). Regardless I agree with all your points in isolation and when taken to an extreme. But a well crafted script that includes ALL possible methods of helping the audience appreciate the passage of time is the goal. No movie, except a literal 1:1 real-time story, can ever communicate the passage of time in any way OTHER than some form of exposition.
Your interstellar vs castaway example is exactly my point. If they had tried harder with LOTR they could have made it clearer to the audience the length and duration of their travels. As it stands, and as you said, it was a balancing act to stay with-in acceptable movie run time, hit all the hard plot points, include some exposition (again to hit important plot points), and create a movie that didn’t bore people to tears.
They already did all the incluing exposition they could. Only infodumping was left to do (the examples I gave). They actually did infodump at the intro of the first movie. They could’ve cut more plot points. But people would’ve complained it wasn’t loyal to the book even more, as they did at the time. Unless you turn it into a dozens of episodes over 9 seasons series, you won’t have time to convey the passing of time. Then you run the risk of it being boring. What we got was already a miracle. Look at what they did with The Hobbit, they butchered it for exposition.
Fair points. I guess it just comes down to opinion on how effective they were at, and how important it was to, make the audience appreciate how long the journey was. I actually don’t have an opinion per say if they did it well or not. Like you said, it’s sort of a miracle they accomplished what they did, and as a movie I think it was great and a damn good book adaptation.
They went to Mordor-lago?
Flori-dor?
They’re taking the hobbits to Jackson-gard!
I like how they noped out of Florida and back into Georgia.
I like how the Dead Marshes line up pretty much perfectly with the Okefenokee Swamp.
ok, but then… how come at the end of the first movie can they see Mt doom in the distance. does sight work differently in this age?
i cant see the smokies from Florida.
//UNWATCHABLE
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As an answer to your not-a-question, I think it would imply that Arda is an absolutely massive planet, such that your sight line would be further.
I wonder if you could calculate that. I thought that on a level area, the horizon is about 6 miles out (or is it 12?) based on that, could you calculate the size of the world based on the height of mount doom and the distance it would be?
Is there any evidence the Lord of the Rings world is round? The world was canonically created with magic, so it doesn’t need to follow our version of physics
Not a lore expert, so if anyone else challenges me on this, they’re almost certainly right.
The world was flat at one point, but canonically became round at the end of the second age (before LOTR). That said, some beings can still perceive the world differently. Primarily this is in reference to elves’ ability to just piss off and leave the world behind, but maybe all non-humans have some latent ability to see things humans can’t?
So the way I understand it is that the elves can sail to the Undying Lands. And by doing that they use the “straight road” and just take a hard pass on gravity and sail tangent to the round earth
Good to know, I’ve only read/seen LotR and The Hobbit, so I don’t know some of the deeper lore
Yes. It started out flat but was made round in the 2nd age. LOTR occurs in the 3rd age.
Still better than staying in Ohio.
Oh damn. I did that in 3rd grade over summer vacation! Cool.
I had a minivan tho
I like the idea of the full fellowship just chilling in a minivan playing road trip games.
Gandalf road raging in the left lane doin 5 under screaming “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”
Legolas calls padiddle before anyone else has a chance
The hobbits all fell into that little crack between the seat and the seatbelt latch thing, but they were ok because of the crumbs of lamb ass bread (that’s what I call it cause it’s shite) that they found.
And everybody screamed and scared the shit out of Gimli, who had fallen asleep and instantly charged into battle with the headrest of the front seat when startled awake. Then he got all embarrassed.
The fellowship really cheaped out on travel, huh?
Well, to be fair, the fellowship was working as a low-wage Ent at the time, and I was a mere hobbit on a shoulder, so I just went along for the ride while he reminisced about his dead dogs.
Blame the unreliable eagles.
You might even call them flighty.
YOU DARE SPEAK POORLY OF MY HOME COUNTRY OF PHILADELPHIA??
ohh… those eagles.
