Summary

Donald Trump reportedly alarmed advisers by requesting that the original Declaration of Independence be moved into the Oval Office.

Aides pointed out the security and preservation challenges, as the document is stored in a high-security case at the National Archives.

Trump later shifted his focus to relocating a historical copy instead.

The request is part of his efforts to reshape the White House and plan celebrations for the Declaration’s 250th anniversary.

    • @robocall
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      42 days ago

      Can we get a parliamentary system or fix congress with the new constitution please?

    • "no" banana
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      252 days ago

      How the fuck have I not heard of this yet?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        342 days ago

        Because there’s a million things constantly happening and no one person can keep up with the tsunami of bullshit.

        • @Retreaux
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          122 days ago

          You might even say that the zone has been flooded with shit, even - Bannon’s gotta be proud

        • "no" banana
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          12 days ago

          I didn’t say I believed it. But I do think it’s funny as shit!

    • @[email protected]
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      142 days ago

      He’s gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn’t coming from all the McDonald’s he eats…

  • @[email protected]
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    282 days ago

    He’s just going to get ketchup and Big Mac grease all over the priceless historical document…what’s the big deal?!

    • @Madison420
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      162 days ago

      He likes to steal shit, they’re worried he’ll take it and keep it or trade it to Russia or whatever idiotic whim he’s on that day.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 days ago

    Ugh.

    He doesn’t get that it’s there not because it’s valuable, it’s there because it’s an important cultural artifact that would disintegrate in a regular environment.

    We get one of the real thing. Any time we get one of something, we like to protect it. Or at least we, humans, do.

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      Protect it?

      You think trump wants to protect it?

      Edit: it was a rhetorical question. We all know he just wants to destroy every good thing America has accomplished

      • @[email protected]
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        122 days ago

        What?!? No, absolutely not. He wants it because it’s something to brag about in his office.

        The country has stored it in the archives to protect it.

        • @bus_factor
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          32 days ago

          He definitely just wants to let Putin hold it when he visits.

  • EchoCranium
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    182 days ago

    Just put the comics section out of the Sunday paper in a frame for him. He won’t know the difference.

  • @Treczoks
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    152 days ago

    Don’t worry, he’ll just use his sharpie to fix a few things.

  • @taiyang
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    142 days ago

    Oh no, he found out countries play by Capture-the-Flag rules with our founding documents. He’s going to hand it over like it’s the deed to America and we’ll all be cooked— cooked, I say!

    • @P00ptart
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      62 days ago

      “possession is 9/10s of the law”

  • Tony Bark
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    132 days ago

    The Atlantic highlighted that Trump has shown interest in planning the celebrations of the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence,

    All while denying people their independence.

  • TomMasz
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    132 days ago

    He doesn’t think the Constitution exists, so I guess this makes sense?