I grew up listening to fundie christian parents babble at length how we were living in end times. And mocking them mercilessly (at first among my fiends, later to their faces) as often as possible.

Now look at us - on the brink of non-existence politically, environmentally, and civilizationally. Not sure that last one is a word.

If they were right I’m gonna have some 'splainin to do.

Dammit.

  • @Lvdwsn
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    If you have the time, I highly recommend the book “American Apocalypse” by Matthew Avery Sutton. Really digs into the history of this whole thing and helps you realize just HOW MUCH of this shit is truly self fulfilling prophecy. I’m currently working up the courage to gift it to my highly evangelical family and forcing them to read it.

  • @Maggoty
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    If they were right it’s because of their ideology. They are the ones denying climate change and the ones supporting Trump. They aren’t prophets, they are the problem.

  • @[email protected]
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    Personally, if I die only to find out that the Tyrant is real, I’ll gladly walk into hell before I kneel my way into heaven. Fuck their narcissistic, cruel, inhuman monster of a god.

  • queermunist she/her
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    If you predict it’s the end times every day for a thousand years, eventually you’ll get it right.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    It’s more that it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    “The world will hate you,” so you’re antisocial and hateful in preparation. They do hate me! It’s all true!

    “There will be wars and rumors of wars,” so you vote for the defense hawks supporting the military complex. So many wars! It’s all true!

    “They won’t even tolerate your views, they’ll try to outlaw it!” So you try to ban them first. It’s all true!

    Why protect the temporary environment when you have eternal paradise waiting? Why do ANYTHING meaningful here when you have eternal paradise waiting.

    tl;dr: Death cult. Projection.

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      If you spend your life wanting to see the end, eventually you will.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        Not only that, but these bad things HAVE TO HAPPEN before the good things can come to pass. That’s the order of operations. Which leads to seeing the bad things and thinking, “YES!!! It’s haaaappeniiiiing!!!”

        You literally welcome disaster, because it proves you right, rather than working to prevent it.

  • originalucifer
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    yeah but its all going downhill because of people like them. christians are complicit in the demise of democracy.

    theyre causing their own doom so they can point it out. if they didnt exist, the world would be a better place.

    theres a great meme somewhere where the rapture happens and the world is an amazingly better place for it.

    • Flax
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      1613 hours ago

      Self proclaimed “Christians” don’t necessarily represent the true beliefs.

      James 1:27

      “Religion that is pure and undefiled before God, the Father, is this: to care for orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world.”

      • originalucifer
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        religion is itself a slippery slope greased with fantasy and hope created by men. when their major tomes require interpretation, any meaning useful to the con artist can be derived.

        • Flax
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          99% of different interpretations don’t cause that big of a difference, though. The broad important part of the faith remains the same. Usually the divide is mainly on church governance and management, as well as ceremonies, the science of how covenants work, etc. I grew up in a Baptist church, and it was quite common to have Anglican and Presbyterian ministers preaching there. I have been to Anglican churches where Roman Catholics were preaching and ecumenical services as well. We agree on 90% of stuff.

          • originalucifer
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            every religion was created by man to control man. to give credence to the slippery slope of divinity is to allow the eventual removal of responsibility from human beings.

            religion is a disease, even if ‘mostly benign’.

            • Flax
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              That’s a very shallow and uninformed view to how religions start and their origins

        • Flax
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          Lmao imagine responding to James, the brother of Jesus’ letter saying “hur hurr hurr, actually, you’re wrong, that’s a no true scotsman fallacy ☝️🤓”

              • Nougat
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                Self proclaimed “Christians” don’t necessarily represent the true beliefs.

                Chapter and verse?

                • Flax
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                  James 1. Sure, verse 27, but there are other verses in there.

                  James 1:22-23, 26-27

                  [22] But be doers of the word, and not merely hearers who deceive themselves. [23] For if any are hearers of the word and not doers, they are like those who look at themselves in a mirror; [26] If any think they are religious, and do not bridle their tongues but deceive their hearts, their religion is worthless. [27] Religion that is pure and undefiled before God, the Father, is this: to care for orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world.

                  James 2:14-19, 26

                  [14] What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if you say you have faith but do not have works? Can faith save you? [15] If a brother or sister is naked and lacks daily food, [16] and one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and eat your fill,” and yet you do not supply their bodily needs, what is the good of that? [17] So faith by itself, if it has no works, is dead. [18] But someone will say, “You have faith and I have works.” Show me your faith apart from your works, and I by my works will show you my faith. [19] You believe that God is one; you do well. Even the demons believe—and shudder. [26] For just as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is also dead.

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s been the “End Times” for the last 2000 years. They were full of shit then and they’re full of shit now.

    Their whole death cult is predicated on the world ending in a violent fiery ocean of blood so that they, the only good people who won’t be damned to a burning torturous eternal punishment, will ascend to a paradise of everlasting Jonestown. It’s sheer insanity. Malicious, cruel, psychopathic insanity.

    • @dontbelasagne
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      TBF this is the first time in 2000 years when we have billions of people warming up the planet and studies by actual scientists saying if we continue the way we are we have at most a couple of centuries left. Plenty of studies saying that when you know where to look.

    • Flax
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      213 hours ago

      Depends who you’re talking about, but not necessarily. The Christian doctrine is that nobody is righteous, and that we don’t deserve to be with God because of that.

      • @thespcicifcocean
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        My denomination took that to it’s logical conclusion, that salvation is for everyone irrespective of their religious views.

        • Flax
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          So if someone doesn’t want to be with God, then they will be forced to be with Him? Does that mean Hitler is in heaven?

  • @ghostrider2112
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    I’ve read their book several times. Take some comfort from the fact that if they are right, all of them are on the side they thought they were against.

    • Flax
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      Nobody is righteous. The only reason people are saved is through grace.

      • @ghostrider2112
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        Yeah, and they don’t get saved by trying to anticipate the end times and leading others astray.

        • @saltesc
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          The book states ‘no one knows when’ several times; even in Revelations, the book literally about end times.

          And there are many times in modern human history that people were sure it had kicked off. But it didn’t and things just got better again. It’s like our thing to almost wipe ourselves out but miserably kick on for another day.

          We only just appeared here anyway so we’ll likely disappear just as recently as well and some other living thing will have its turn, and so on, and so on, until the sun takes out the atmosphere and then the planet. And fin.

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            That ball of meat we have in our skulls is too limiting in imagination. I like to think that we can’t even comprehend what comes next (the other side of whatever this is). but, having done enough LSD back in the 90s, I know it will be fun… Edit: Yes, also, it will come like a thief in the night…

      • @ghostrider2112
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        Lol…i’ll admit that i’ve skipped over more of it. it’s a lot more tedious than the new one. i have my own path though and don’t need no stinking books. my god encompasses all gods and everything. no one can think of a greater god because mine will just eclipse it. it also doesn’t require worship because it has much more self-confidence than those little pussy gods.

        • @[email protected]
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          Funny you say that given how petty and insecure Yahweh is in the OT.

          Definitely traits that I want to see in my all-knowing, all-powerful god… Jealousy and pettiness.

          • @ghostrider2112
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            Yeah, my god calls that one a little tantrum baby

  • @yesman
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    The oldest human writings are lost to history. But we can be assured that they bitterly complained about the young generation and predicted that the world would end soon.

    Sooner or later, one of the kooks will be right by coincidence.

  • TTH4P
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    America isn’t the world. It’s just a regime that will fall because of shortsightedness. If your Christian parents only think of the world as “America”, then I don’t think you owe them anything?

    • OBJECTION!
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      Very decent chance America just nukes everyone on the way out out of spite

    • @ClanOfTheOcho
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      I’m going to make a point here, and I hope I am wrong, but I don’t think I am. If America falls apart, I think it will be the first one, not the only one. The influence America exerts on much of the rest of the world is huge, and the pressures on many other nations to follow any collapse with one of their own would be difficult to stop. Not just influence culturally, but economically, including but not limited to agriculture. Removing the agricultural influence provided by America alone will be devastating for much of the world (including non-agrarian parts America).

  • @saltesc
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    It was always going to end. And I’d rather be there for it than be born in some other boring and eventless time. Unfortunately, as exciting as times are, I think there’s still quite a while to go and we won’t be around for it. But you can still enjoy all that’s happening now; sure is a lot!

    • @toynbee
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      May you live in interesting times.

    • @dontbelasagne
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      Depends on your generation. I’m early gen Z and if I live long enough, I think there’s a good enough chance I will see humanity going extinct

      • @saltesc
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        Nah, there’s an apocalyptic phase that goes on for a long time and chances of ultimate survival are quite positive. Six billion could perish, making life much easier for the remaining, though there’d be hard times for a few generations during recovery.

        Always look on the bright side of life 😙🎵

        Or, ya know, astroid… Whatever it is, it beats dying of dysentery at age 34.