• krashmo
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    I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

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    You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.

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      a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

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        There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.

        And a lot of people believed this guy.

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          If you look at the history of the word “man” from it’s origin it was originally a gender neutral term. You had to append a modifier (were or wif) on it to specify gender. Over time this eroded and people stopped using “wereman” to mean masculine people and just started using the default phrase that meant everybody but sorta kept “wifman” and changed the pronunciation.

          So if you peel back the history women are indeed 100% man because everyone is a man.

          Also in the category of gender neutral once : “Girl” used to just meant “child” and “boy” meant something along the line of “young ruffian”.

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          So women are basically McRibs, confirmed?

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      Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

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    Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

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    Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

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    Bro is literally like “at least sucking dick doesn’t have an estrogenic effect”

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      Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

      And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

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          So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

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            “I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”

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          “I’m doin’ the fuckin’, so I’m straight!”

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      “You get T straight from the tap!”

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    “The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!

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        Great piece of history this is.

        … Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.

        Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.

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    God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

    What the actual fuck?

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      Dude dude dude

      Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.

      Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

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        It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.

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          This guys balls are soaked and estrogening his entire body

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          and I became a vegetarian.

          That’s just the estrogenization keeping itself active through phytoestrogens.

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      We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.

      We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.

      The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.

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    Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

    Chicken or the egg for the modern era

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      Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.

      These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.

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      left

      right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis. porn basically destroyed thier minds.

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    There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.