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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes · 19 天前

An exclusive, members only restaurant with a limited menu. Some people pay top dollar for that

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An exclusive, members only restaurant with a limited menu. Some people pay top dollar for that

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes · 19 天前
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  • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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    19 天前

    She’s a keeper.

    • JayleneSlide
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      19 天前

      Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.

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    Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.

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      I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went

      Oh yeah she gets a ring

      For sure! Call her back!

      Wife her up OP

      Maybe too early for that?

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        You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

        • toynbee
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          You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.

          • OpenStars@piefed.social
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            19 天前

            Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪

            • toynbee
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              17 天前

              From now on, any time I wake up, I will immediately message you my very likely incoherent thoughts for your entertainment.

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                17 天前

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          • Schmoo@slrpnk.net
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            18 天前

            In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.

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        19 天前

        Phrases like “Wife her up”, “put a ring on it” and sometimes “mary she/them/him” are often said as an ironic “damm they’re good” more than a literal suggestion that they should propose

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        Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.

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    19 天前

    I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.

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      Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.

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    19 天前

    That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.

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      Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(

      • potoooooooo ☑️
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        Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.

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        18 天前

        Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.

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        18 天前

        Mine doesn’t even have beer. Still worth it.

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      19 天前

      Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).

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    19 天前

    Wife material right there.

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    I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.

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      19 天前

      Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers

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    I’d be on the knee then and there.

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      I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.

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      you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.

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        17 天前

        I love to serve.

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    i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
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      18 天前

      shiii, two of us, we’re getting a whole pie… 1.25 a slice and we get leftovers.

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    Treasure this woman.

  • Itdidnttrickledown
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    18 天前

    A keeper.

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    Wifey material right there

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    You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings

  • RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Welcome to Costco, I love you”

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    18 天前

    She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.

    • GladiusB
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      18 天前

      They are on isle 67

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        Kirkland Signature ring!

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