I’m sure someone has had this thought before, but this just hit me like a sack of potatoes this morning. Everything is soup.
Toothpaste is just condensed tooth soup. Cream of tooth.
Aren’t humans just a soup?
Sentient Soup.
That’s what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning… without any milk
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Depends on how much milk you add to it. Personally, I see it as more of a breakfast stew; more solid food in the bowl than liquid.
But isn’t a Stew ultimately another form of Soup?
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Stew is fat based(i.e. milk), soup is water based.
Good point. I was going to say gazpacho.
And hot tubs make human broth
Uhg. Omg. Lol, it sounds terrible, but ive definitely basted in sweaty, skin particley, stale water that is a hot tub, many times before… and BTW, sex in a hot tub is not as fun as you think… in fact, it out right sucks, dont even bother.
So sweat, skin particles, butt stuff, and cum… community hot tubs are terrible… sorry i went off there for sec
Mmmmm…. soup….
Throw some carrots, onion, and celery in there and you’re golden baby!
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Prior research has been done on this topic, actually. Alternatively, soup is just a wet salad, but tomato tomato (especially when added to either)
And people say philosophy degrees are a waste of time
No it isn’t; I do make soup out of my cereal like other weirdos.
I tried milk on cereal twice, puked both times. I just always ate dry cereal.
Doesn’t your mouth get dry? Do you drink water while eating it? Do you use a spoon and bowl? What cereal do you eat?
I recently found out gluten was a source of trouble (probably coeliac but not confirmed just yet), so none anymore. However, for the first 30ish years of my life: cereal in a bowl with a spoon. Cinnamon Toast Crunch as an adult treat, other boring health cereals (some kinda bran thing, I think a Special K one at some point, etc.), and Alphabits a lot as a kid. Also sometimes Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, and others depending upon what we could afford. I would just have some normal beverage alongside it but I don’t remember feeling particularly compelled to drink more.
The only thing I disagree with is the breakfast part.
What slop
And everything else is just soup without the broth. E.g. steak soup, concrete soup, thermal nuclear warfare soup.
I had dry hot dog and potato bun soup for lunch.
Milk is only 34% of what you think it is
