Make it in a pot. The taller the pot, the less popped corn will be touching the bottom, so less is burnt as the others take time to finish. 👌
Am I weird for liking slightly burnt popcorn? I’m not being sarcastic, it’s so good.
Yes but we like weird
I feel like bananas are the same way:
too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown
I think you’re thinking about avocados
Did you mean to say “avocadoes”? Got 2 rotting in my fridge right now. :(
avocadoes
Both forms are accepted. 👍
I can smell this post and the disappointment.
Stovetop every time babe♡
Can’t be beat ♡
I have an air popper <3

Two air poppers, a whirly pop, and a, bags of microwave shit for emergencies
I only just noticed your username. Lmao
Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh
I make stovetop popcorn in the microwave.
The real trick is to actually read the god damn directions, which tell you to not let the time go all the way and stop the process once the kernels are popping longer than 1 second apart. If, once it starts popping, 1 full second goes by without a pop, it’s done.
Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
Guys, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.
Or use the popcorn button. Try it! Sometimes they work!
I could fall asleep listening to him tell me all about why I should use the pre-wash function on the dishwasher.
I knew what that link was before even opening it. 🍿💦💨🪄
I didn’t click it but it’s Technology Connections, right?
Fake, 3:37 should still have some un-popped kernels.
Then you run for 3-5 seconds after it cools a moment, then let it rest in the microwave for about 20 seconds and it’ll keep popping in the hotbox.
Instructions unclear HOUSE ON FIRE! HALP!
So should 3:38.
If rule 34 is for porn, then rule 37 is for corn
37 mentioned
If it exists, there’s someone on the internet watching it while eating corn?










