My child is starving because of your decision!

You’re right and honestly it’s brave of you to step up for your child! I really messed up there, no excuses. Let me go ahead and check your claim again but this time I won’t deny it, pinky promise.

Oh it looks like your claim was denied again. Would you like me to make a playlist of songs for a starving child?

Will strip even more the humanity out of public services. FTFY