• Tempus Fugit
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    I made soup just the other day. It was a pretty bangin loaded potato soup.

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    6 hours ago

    The problem is that you made a special stew. It’s a stew that blinds someone, but only for a day.

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    I used to make traditional German lentil soup (Linseneintopf) from freeze dried soup mix. When they discontinued that product, I was really bummed. Since then I’ve learned to make my own and it’s so much better, it’s unbelievable.

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      it’s so much better, it’s unbelievable.

      Don’t leave us hanging. What’s your recipe?

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        Alright, here you go. This is not very precise so use your own discretion.

        Dice two large onions. Fry in oil until lightly brown. Add 200 gr of diced bacon. Add 200 gr of diced celery root
        Add 300 gr. of diced carrots. Add 200 gr. of chopped leek Fry for a while, stirring continuously
        Add half a liter of water
        Add 2 table spoons of vegetable broth
        Add a can of brown lentils
        Simmer for about 30 minutes
        Add water as needed
        Add a few tablespoons of chopped parsley
        Add salt, pepper, pimento, paprika, and whatever else. takes your fancy.
        Add a tablespoon of balsamico vinegar (this may be a bit controversial).

        That should about do it. All quantities are suggestions. This is very much a make it up as you go along kind of thing.

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          I’d clarify (heh) the broth- you want two tablespoons of broth concentrate or powder. I’d just say half a litre of broth, and leave it up to the cook to decide whether to use it from concentrate or from a carton.

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            I was just describing the way I make it. I’m not a recipe writer in any way shape or form.

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          Add a tablespoon of balsamico vinegar (this may be a bit controversial).

          Well… Your soup doesn’t have any kind of acid. Not even tomatoes and if one thing need acidic balance it is lentils.

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    My neighbor’s coworkers cousin once brought me a bowl of soup while I was at the beach with my family on a really windy day. By the time he handed me the bowl of soup it was nothing but a bowl of sand. I ate it anyway out of politeness but I ended up falling asleep after and woke up in ancient Egypt. I’m still stuck here and my family is still at the beach. I’m never eating a bowl of sand again.

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    I’m excited, anon!

    I may or may not love the soup itself, but I love that you tried, and that you offer it as a gift.

    =D

  • I have literally been in this situation with my sister. But, what do you expect making soup for dinner in the middle of summer when it’s over 100 degrees outside? Who wants soup when the weather is hot? I mean, unless it’s gespacho.

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      I am one of those “psychos” that actually like hot tea in the middle of summer. Don’t ask me how, I just find it enjoyable (usually indoors, outdoors I prefer cold stuff in the summer)

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    What a bold claim. I’m always exited to hear/taste/speak about soup.

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    The image features “Pepe” the green frog character created by racist bigoted 4chan kids who think gay people should be killed by the state.

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      Pepe was not created by 4channers, only popularized by them. It was an unrelated cartoonist that created the character to espouse the joy of pulling your pants all the way down to pee

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        oh so you’re saying it’s NOT a symbol of racism and white supremacy?

        this is why reading comprehension matters folks. stay in school.