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Same woman btw There have been people put in straightjackets for less 🙃 But don’t worry guys at least they’re getting rid of the religious extremists in Iran 🤦♂️
Bro Amerikkka, the world’s laughing at you 😂 I’m convinced that place is not real, a simulation. The most unserious country in the world
Also back in the day that kind of heresy would get you hanged, drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake if you were a woman like her (for the sake of decency since the victim was disembowelled and chopped into 4 pieces while still alive and burning was considered more lenient out of the 2 somehow) we should probably bring that back.
Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
Jesus would be disgusted to see people doing such crimes in his name and basically doing the opposite of what he said
“If Jesus saves, well He’d better save Himself From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death Oh Jesus save me” hymn 43 - jethro tull
Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
The Antichrist checklist just keeps filling up. Good thing I don’t believe in that shit. Apparently the evangelicals don’t either.
Which girl would Jesus rape?
Apparently if he’s like a lot of the religious nut jobs, any underage ones.
I think this is the best I can do, but I am obviously taking things out of context, and omitting things in the middle.
Mathew 19, half of verse 13, and verse 15:
Then people brought little children to Jesus for him to place his hands on them… …When he had placed his hands on them, he went on from there
If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
Already an article about it. Won’t change any voting patterns though, as the worst child rapist GOP is better than the greatest blue humanitarian for cons.
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Did the guy just … tactically vote for the apocalypse?
A good chunk of them believe the Antichrist has to appear to Herald the end of days and they’re 100% on board. It’s a death cult.
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don’t even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
And when he steals a third and fourth term, they’ll all be with him 110%
The beatification of Trump shouldn’t come as a surprise. During his four years in the Liberal Wilderness (you have to start building the mythology), there was a concerted effort to transform him into a Christian Prophet, which the media almost entirely ignored.
During the Biden years, Traitor General Michael Flynn organized a traveling road show of conservative/ evangelical speakers, called the ReAwaken America Tour, which I thought was a bizarre title, since that would make America “Woke,” right? Anyway, I digress.
This tour featured speakers extolling the virtues of MAGA and White Christian Nationalism, with the common thread establishing Trump’s religious plausibility. All of the MAGA All-Stars appeared at one time or another, but his daughter-in-law Lara, who he wasn’t particularly fond of, was a regular. Her standard speech claimed that she was in direct daily contact with God himself, and he had explicitly told her that Trump was his chosen emissary to lead America into its White Christian Nationalist Future. She claims that God TOLD her that Trump was his personally anointed prophet, like Jesus himself.
If you’re wondering what Trump thought about that, he later rewarded her with the co-chair of the RNC.
They basically were trying to establish him as a credible religious figure, the way the Apprentice established the myth of him being as a successful businessman. That was their post-Presidential plan, and if he hadn’t won the presidency again, Plan B was creating a religion, and it looks like they’re starting to dust off that plan again, in case he is forced to leave office in 2028.
The pivot to religion makes perfect sense. A political position can beg for money, but it is heavily regulated. A religion can beg for money from anyone, with no limits on amounts, sources, etc. Not only can they take whatever they want, from anyone they wanted, from anywhere they want, it’s tax-exempt, and there are no requirement a to report ANYTHING, from donations to expenditures. It’s the perfect operation for a money launderer, which has been Trump’s primary business for years.
So when he’s out of office, and facing corruption charges from every direction, expect them to play him as a martyr, being persecuted by the ANTIFA Atheists, comparing Trump to Jesus, and the judge to Pontius Pilate, in an attempt to intimidate the prosecution. You wouldn’t prosecute JESUS would you?
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Trump: A malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Christian God: A malignant narcissiat sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
You can see where they got confused.
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
His ideas about child rape really resonates with them.
So Jesus liked to bomb and fuck kids right?
You can now pray again, and worship again!
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn’t going to stop him
Just imagine what would have happened if Obama’s faith advisor did something like that.
“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”
- Paula White Cain, Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office
My bio teacher in high school was a hard-core snake-handling tongue-speaking nut. She was also the head of the Bible club.
Should have seen how quickly my As turned to Cs after I told her that despite her protestations, I wanted to learn about evolution and didn’t belive in creationism.
Biology teacher in public school…“Evolution is a myth that the tyrannical federal government demands I teach but first let me read you the truth about what really happened: ‘In the beginning, God created…’”
My favorite was when she gave me detention for admitting I was an atheist, after she called my mom and my mom said “So what?”. Guess she thought I was gonna get a holy beat down, imagine her disappointment.
Depending on where this took place she was definitely playing the odds on you getting beaten. Bless her heart.
I was 15, and it was the first time in my life that I saw someones attitude towards me completely change due to the mere fact that I didnt share their religious beliefs. First time, but sadly not the last.
How fucking fragile their beliefs must truly be if they cant even tolerate someone thinking differently than they do like, as a concept, to the point of acting like a total fucking bitch to a child from that day forward.
But…after decades more life experience…all I can say is pretty much par for the course.
Thank christ I got the fuck out of the Bible belt. I no longer live somewhere were institutionalized bigotry is so widely accepted. Like, for example, the time I was threatened with physical violence by a cop after being spotted walking home from the gas station with a Marilyn Manson tshirt only a few months after my Bio teacher crashed out when confronted with my atheism.
Haha some parent had a spectacular meltdown at my school the day after Columbine because my friend was wearing a MM shirt. Fuck these people they’re the same in every generation. They got a disease.
People are laughing but that’s a direct verbatim quote.
I took several minutes of my life to transcribe that as precisely as possible
Oh good! Let’s continue the comparison and nail the orange shit to a piece of wood!
Trump is not a political figure. This is a religious movement playing out in real time.
