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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 19 hours ago

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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 19 hours ago
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    Favorite quote of the day

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    Why are these men walking through crowds naked? Was this a common issue in Sun Tzu’s time???

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      Probably, but then some of those men wouldnt have balls to cover anyway.

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      “I said that!” - Michael Scott

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    A confident man covers neither and walks.

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      “Don’t you see my clothes? Then you either must be a fool or too incompetent!”

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      Hands on hips, shaking the money makers

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        🚁

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      Smiling, shaking hands, nodding, pointing, like he’s Gordon Ramsay. Wait, that IS Gordon Ramsay!

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      I see you’ve met Mr. Wang Hung Lo

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        I knew it sounded familiar: In Shadow Warrior the one you control is called Lo Wang and the main enemy his brother Hung Lo.

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          Tbf Shadow Warrior is explicitly trying to be Blood with more dick jokes.

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          We Tu Lo

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      Just sauntering around, enjoying life.

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      Unless the point is to avoid getting kicked in the balls without one’s armor on. Then, it makes sense to cover your face, so your enemies don’t recognize you.

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    Nah, I’m okay with getting hit in the face if the only other option to get hit are my balls. Not sure covering my face would even mask my identity to people who already would recognize me.

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      “oh shit! Is that Tim?”
      “With a rats nest like that, it has to be.”
      “Hey Tim, a wise man trims his bush once in a while!”
      “Jesus Christ. Is that a Cheeto?”

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      “Besides, in this town, more people would recognize me by what’s down there than what’s up here 😏”

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    A red hot chili man puts a sock on his noodle and crosses the road

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    That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can’t see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn’t clear)

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    Man who walks on his hands will have crack up

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      Man who walks in front of bus gets tired, man who walks behind bus gets exhausted.

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        Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    “Have you heard the tale of Darth Pendulous the Wise?”

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    eric forman, wise beyond his years.

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    I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.

    “If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?”

    “My face.”

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