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Ghostalmedia to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 3 days ago

Those Beans

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Those Beans

Ghostalmedia to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • macniel@feddit.org
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    J is right, who buys from Amazon!?

    • GhostalmediaOP
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      The beanless

      • silver@das-eck.haus
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        I could never be beanless

      • macniel@feddit.org
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        We need to show those astray souls the way to local beans!

        • GhostalmediaOP
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          Locally sourced beans for the underbeaned community

      • MinnesotaGoddam
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        Only the beanless / know the way I feel tonight

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    Liam

  • adarza@lemmy.ca
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    a buck a can, and you can buy one at a time. prime eligible.

    it costs more to deliver it than to buy it.

    • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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      So to bankrupt Amazon, everyone needs to order just one can of beans (and nothing else), all at the same time.

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        Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?

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          Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.

          • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I’d need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one’s pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?

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            Please don’t bring that back. I already had enough beans for life.

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          We could mail them to Elon. Bully the rich with beans.

        • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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          Food banks generally accept non perishable items.

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            Yeah but haven’t the people relying on the food bank suffered enough?

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          I only buy beans by the ass load.

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          I do. I prefer Luck’s, though

        • Drusas@fedia.io
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          Buy canned boiled peanuts instead.

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          deleted by creator

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        Any low cost high weight items like lead bricks are good substitutes

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    I’m shipping those cans of beans! There is clear chemistry between them!

  • lemmyman
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    I;m thinking about thos beans

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    They should open the cans and pour the contents directly into the bag

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    this nigga eating beans

    • AdolfSchmitler
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      and everyone laughed

      • vinyl
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        Adolf Schmeatler

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    Not me. I swear.

  • DarkCloud
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    Shut-ins secret mail network.

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    “Jeff! He’s a bad motha…”
    “Shut yo mouth!”

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