The worst Chris
Ya know? Gotta say…when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn’t see this coming. I’m usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.
Didn’t see that one coming.
Life begins at infection.
Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Killing tapeworms is covered under the stand your ground law
But abortion isn’t? Lol
only if killed with a firearm, the second amendment doesn’t protect anti-tapeworm drugs…
I thought it was our constitutional duty to consume a tube of ivermectin every day
This ad has been brought to you by the first worm parasite to ever be appointed US Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Wait until the pro-lifers discover the antibiotics they pop when they’re sick kill organisms inside of them… Life is sacred when it’s not their bodies.
Billions of them. Each tablet is a genocide. Ban antibiotics now!
(But, actually don’t.)
Are they anti vax but pro antibiotic?
Def restrict them, feeding them by the fuckton to cattle because you’re too lazy to figure out a way to keep that many of them in sanitary conditions is how you get civilization-ending superbugs.
Yes, the widespread misuse and abuse of antibiotics is a huge problem. Don’t tell the antivax RFK fans about it though, you’ll give them new ideas.
Wouldn’t it be nice if more folk were just reasonable about things? Life would be so much easier and more fun.
a bacterium is not equivalent to a human being
A non-viable fetus is not equivalent to a baby.
define “non viable”
Nonviable:
- Not capable of living or developing.
”a nonviable fetus.” - Not workable or practicable.
“a nonviable idea.” - Not viable: not capable of independent life; not practicable.
Source: The American Heritage Dictionary, 5th Edition
- Not capable of living or developing.
In some parts of the northeast it’s moida
Wanking into a hankie and flushing it down the toilet is mass murder.
ThAt is a DOLPHIN FETUS
I know this is just a shitpost but if you consider religious opponents to abortion believe that humans are made in the image of God and have infinite value compared to other things like tapeworms, you’ll understand their position.
that humans are made in the image of God
My tired brain: wait, so is this the real original sin? Since you shouldn’t create images of god…
Tapeworm is an animal not a human.
All life is sacred!
Humans are animals
Didn’t say we aren’t.
I’ve seen Mr Meaty I know that tape worms are people too.
I have written out this comment and I am now just processing what the fuck my brain has summoned from the depths of my psychological hell.
I guess homo sapiens are aliens, not far off
I didn’t say humans aren’t animals, I said tapeworms aren’t humans. They are animals. They are not humans.
What’s the implication?
Killing tapeworms isn’t murder because only killing a human can be murder.
But they do have a body and might be someone (we don’t judge)
Do you think comparing a parasite to a fetus is logically equivalent and a good way to convince pro life people?
Do you know what community you’re in?
People who have not arrived at a position by logic or reason can never be dissuaded by logic or reason. This is humor, because trying to debate or convince an anti-abortion terrorist that they are not only wrong but evil would be pointless.
they are evil, but they are not illogical. there seem to be a confusion between logic, which is objective, and morality, which is not. they are reaching the logical conclusion of pro-life from their morality, which is evil.
i think the mentality of “they are evil, therefore they are not logical, therefore there is no point trying to talk to them” is very unconstructive. because it rules out the possibility of change. if you think they cannot be changed, what else can you do? wait for them to all die, then we’d all be living in paradise? or throw 40% of US citizens in prison?
Their logic is “women are cattle that exist to breed” and so there’s literally no argument in favor of abortion you can ever make.
The only thing that ever convinces them is if a woman becomes a person to them, so perhaps a daughter or other family member, and so they’re able to justify her abortion because she’s a person. This will never be applied to a woman they don’t know.
Being pregnant themselves under inopportune circumstances changes their mind, at least temporarily.
Many of them are illogical, or have logic descending from extremely dubious axioms.
For example, “abortion is murder of an innocent baby” + “allow abortion for rape or incest” don’t square well together, but see commonly seen together.
The “abortion is murder” crowd is against it up until it personally affects them.
I once had to dodge a punch because in an argument with someone I used to go to church with as a child, I brought up his own daughters getting pregnant as teens and him taking them 3 states over to get abortions.
Apparently “that’s different and you know it”
Besides, who gives a shit whether their logic is internally consistent when they can just ask sky daddy to forgive them and they’ll get into heaven no matter how many (according to them) babies they murder.
Apparently “that’s different and you know it”
This is conservative thought. Different rules for different people. In-groups to protect, out-groups to bind.
You can also see it when it’s like “when I needed welfare I was down on my luck and needed help. When they needed it, they were lazy cheats”
It’s poor empathy, poor reasoning, emotional dominance. They are, frankly, stupid
I absolutely love reminding my parents that they have depended on some form of socialism for my entire life
Lol, I’d say its only different if she were raped or if he knocked her up himself. Doubt that was the case (and/or that he’d admit it if it were the later).
What’s extra wild to me are those who stay logically consistent through that patch; that is they believe abortion even in cases of rape and incest is still immoral and thus should be illegal.
I’ve got a family member with that take and I was legit speechless when she said that to me, esp since I consider her one of the more rational and compassionate members of my family.
i think the mentality of "they are evil, therefore they are not logical
No one has ever told you that about right-wingers and religious extremists.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_the_Vendée
Is a good inspiration
For some reason that link is borked on Wikipedia’s end, this should work:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_the_Vendée
Is it logically equivalent? I mean they both drain their host, they both require a host to survive, and usually one dies when removed from the host.
Are conservative Christians going to care? Of course not because NO ARGUMENT WILL EVER BE ENOUGH for them. They believe a sky fairy will save them from eternal suffering that the same sky fairy sends them to for not believing hard enough that sky fairy exists. Logic isn’t important to them.
(obama_notbad.face) That sums it up quite nicely.
Do you know what a shitpost is?
And more importantly, who fucking cares?
An organism living in, on, or with another organism in order to obtain nutrients, grow, or multiply often in a state that directly or indirectly harms the host. The ends to the mean is worth the sacrifice to most mothers and often intentionally planned for or accepted, but yes, a fetus qualifies.
As far as using it as an argument, no, it won’t work for various reasons. But as presented as a question of definition…
A fetus is a parasite…
I get where you’re coming from. It’s kind of annoying when other pro-choice people smugly treat pregnancy and sometimes even children as inherently undesirable all the time. But like other people have already pointed out, the purpose of the post was never to convince anyone, it’s just being funny.
