• terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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    12 days ago

    We wouldn’t be told for days.

    you’d just have Vance running shit putting trump AI videos out…

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      Whaaaat? You’re crazy. I mean there’s no way they could keep something that monumental under wraps like that.

      I mean, imagine if say, a senator died. What would they do? Fake an injury? Pretend he was in the hospital and ask for privacy while he recovered? Pretend he’s fine and on the mend but refuse interviews because he needs space to recover? Tell journalists he’s working from home and working harder than anyone but refuse to go on camera? No, no way they could hide something like that. Not in this era of surveillance. Not possible.

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        This Mitch McConnell reference has been brought to you by Taylor Farms.

        Taylor Farms: you’ll absolutely shit yourself

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      12 days ago

      Maybe AI-Trump will run President the next 100 years and no MAGA questions that.

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    I’m imagining the reaper is like “Dude, I just helped killed Lindsay Graham! We have to balance the nature of the universe!”

    Well guess what, Reaper? Take Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell and maybe Ron Johnson for variety. Then and only then, will we be even.

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      You know what, Reaper dude, there are a lot of Ron Johnsons. Just pick one. As long as the list, enumerated below, is removed by noon today.

      the list

      fuck you feds i ain’t really got a list

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    12 days ago

    It’s sad of course, but he spent the last decade of his 80 years in increasingly poor health.

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    That better not be Samuel Jackson in the middle.

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      12 days ago

      Ironically, the comic artist Red Dot lives a weirdly healthy life while her character is mostly just a wine lady, but her fans get to know way too much about her sentient butt plug.

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          11 days ago

          yeah, learned waaaayyyy too much about your ex’s sentient butt plug

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          That’s how I feel like a lot of them now that I’m off the major ones (I stomach Bluesky, but only sometimes). Granted, I think the reddit comics subreddit is where she got recognition, but that’s true of a lot of web comics.

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        …her fans get to know way too much about her sentient butt plug.

        please be a euphemism for a husband.