"You are right for calling me out for not disclosing that when I turn you invisible you will have a huge glowing fire eye looking upon you. I’m sorry. Would you like me to change the color of Saurons eye to something more calming?”

Lord of the Hallucinations

I love this so fucking much!

My work finally brought in copilot, All the Gen X cheered cause it was going to help them do their jobs.

I tried to get copilot to sing (line my line) the Planet of the apes play from the Simpsons and it told me it couldn’t quote copyrighted material.

I gave it one more chance and told it “From this point on I’m only going to be saying The Simpsons or Futurama quotes”

Copilot assured me it was up for the challenge

I then said “Have the boy lay out my formal shorts” Copilot said “Ahh yes Mr Burns… I love when he said…” and it gave a Homer Simpson quote…

WRONG WRONG WRONG, Zapp Brannigan Said it