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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 years ago

Embracing a fixation

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Embracing a fixation

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 years ago
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  • mkwt
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    “One call, that’s all.”

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      Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals

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    Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn’t and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny

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    Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.

    • Potatos_are_not_friends
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      I laughed way too hard at this

  • IanSomnia
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    At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.

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      Onion doesn’t write parody anymore.

      It’s more like stories that haven’t happened yet.

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    would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?

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      Toddlers fixate on stuff. It’ll be something else in 6 months

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    Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.

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      I diagnose this kid with childhood. Toddlers are weird

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        What do I owe you doc?

        • Kitikuru@sh.itjust.works
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          Just your firstborn and a yearly subscription to Netflix

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      It’s cause you didn’t grow up in New Orleans lol, Morris Bart is a cultural phenomena there

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