• teft
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    9610 months ago

    We puff rice to get rice crispies and puffed oats will get you sugar crisps.

    • @[email protected]M
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      2510 months ago

      Can I ask how you do that? With popcorn, you can just stick it in a brown paper bag and cook for 2 minutes. Is it that simple?

        • @grue
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          1610 months ago

          Aliexpress pressure vessels: what could go wrong?!

        • @SuperIce
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          110 months ago

          You can also get them on Amazon, but they’re usually between $100-$200.

      • spicy pancake
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        10 months ago

        with rice at least sadly no. though you can puff it using hot salt or sand, as is popular in India
        most grains lack the hard watertight shell popcorn has that allows pressure to build up in the kernel
        things lacking the hard shell usually have to be puffed via a puffing gun

        look up puffing guns and popcorn cannons for a fun internet info hole 👍

      • @Jerkface
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        1410 months ago

        Doing it with rice is not super hard. It needs to be cooked the regular way first, so if you have leftovers you can try with that. Just dry it out, maybe in an oven on low for a little bit, then give it a dunk in hot oil, around °325-°350. It puffs right up, only takes a couple seconds.

        You can puff rice noodles the same way, but you don’t have to cook it first since it’s already been processed. I like to serve Mongolian beef or some other kind of stir fry over it.

  • @qarbone
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    3810 months ago

    We didn’t explode corn. Corn exploded itself when we subjected it to the process we do with a lot of things: heat it up.

    Out here acting like popcorn was discovered when we dropped a corncob on dynamite.

    • NickwithaC
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      810 months ago

      It’s almost as if misrepresenting the discovery of popcorn was the joke…

      • @qarbone
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        010 months ago

        It’s almost as if I didn’t think it was very fun, so I decided to riff on it…

        • Cethin
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          410 months ago

          No, that’s the food we feed to angels to fatten them up before we crisp up their skin to eat.

          • @jaybone
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            310 months ago

            There’s cheese cake, but is there a cheese food cake?

            • @sploosh
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              110 months ago

              Yes but you have to unwrap so many Kraft singles to make it.

        • @LengAwaits
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          210 months ago

          Angel food cake is what the food that angels eat tastes like. I mean it’s right there in the name!

  • @[email protected]
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    2210 months ago

    I think there’s a pretty solid evidential record that cooking foods in the microwave until they explode generally makes them worse and/or makes a fucking mess.

  • @[email protected]
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    2110 months ago

    In Korea, there are these wandering food exploders. You go to them with your own peas, beans, anything dried really and they put them in a heated pressure chamber. After heating, the pressure is rapidly released, which causes the small amount of water remaining in the food to boil off and turns them into a fluffy matrix similar to rice crispies.

    The machine makes a sound very similar to a gunshot, so the operatora shout something to let people know.

    Rice crispies and some chips are made with a similar process. This also works for dough.

  • @[email protected]
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    1210 months ago

    D- Does he not know about puffed rice? You know, like, the ingredient in a box of… rice krispies?

  • @Shelbyeileen
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    1210 months ago

    The internet recipe pages rave about popped quinoa, but I tried it and it wasn’t great. Sorghum is next on my list to try

  • @[email protected]
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    910 months ago

    Well, mustard seeds are at least entertaining. They just jump out of your pot, like a tiny firework.

    It’s a little less entertaining when you still find the fuckers in your kitchen several months after the experiment, though…

    • @[email protected]
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      910 months ago

      Isn’t that just like single grain rice cakes then?

      We call that gepofte rijst, i’ve no clue what it’s called in English. They use it to add a crispy bite to chocolate etc.

      • @jesuiscequejesuis
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        810 months ago

        It’s “puffed rice” in English, but I think the crispy kind is toasted or baked as well.

  • @[email protected]
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    910 months ago

    My god I just realized it‘s called popcorn because it‘s corn that has popped. The joys of being bilingual…

    • @Moneo
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      610 months ago

      Don’t worry I’m a native speaker and that took me a really long time to put together.

  • @ExfilBravo
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    910 months ago

    I read the title as “What if we gave up soon?” and I was like yes please!

  • @hakunawazo
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    810 months ago

    Sometimes corn and beans only explode after digestion.

  • @mriormro
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    610 months ago

    Even the jokes are getting dumber.