I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

  • @chowdertailz
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    114 months ago

    “Gotta see a man about a dog.”

    Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

    • @Fredselfish
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      64 months ago

      My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don’t know why.

      • @[email protected]
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        144 months ago

        I take it your boss was Gen X or older?

        In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          64 months ago

          Uhhhhhh…was that a regional thing? Because I’m old enough to remember bathrooms before cell phones.

          I don’t remember magazines/books being left in the bathroom. I only remember bringing them in.

          Seinfeld did a whole episode on how gross it was to brings books into the bathroom.

          • @[email protected]
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            54 months ago

            LDR Industries Free Standing Toilet Paper Holder and Magazine Rack, Bathroom Storage Organizer, Rectangular Pedestal Design, Bathroom Tissue Holder, Chrome

            https://a.co/d/6liaiOW

            Looks like it’s still a thing…

            • @SpaceNoodle
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              44 months ago

              You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.

              • @[email protected]
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                64 months ago

                Oh, definitely not. I’d say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn’t a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.

                • @SpaceNoodle
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                  34 months ago

                  Wait why the fuck are they gaslighting us about that cornucopia

      • @Kayday
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        44 months ago

        I didn’t think I was old. Now I do.