I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

  • @Fredselfish
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    64 months ago

    My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don’t know why.

    • @[email protected]
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      144 months ago

      I take it your boss was Gen X or older?

      In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        64 months ago

        Uhhhhhh…was that a regional thing? Because I’m old enough to remember bathrooms before cell phones.

        I don’t remember magazines/books being left in the bathroom. I only remember bringing them in.

        Seinfeld did a whole episode on how gross it was to brings books into the bathroom.

        • @[email protected]
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          54 months ago

          LDR Industries Free Standing Toilet Paper Holder and Magazine Rack, Bathroom Storage Organizer, Rectangular Pedestal Design, Bathroom Tissue Holder, Chrome

          https://a.co/d/6liaiOW

          Looks like it’s still a thing…

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            44 months ago

            You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.

            • @[email protected]
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              64 months ago

              Oh, definitely not. I’d say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn’t a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.

    • @Kayday
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      44 months ago

      I didn’t think I was old. Now I do.