My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • @friend_of_satanEnglish
    7•3 months ago

    He’s only god of the gaps, and there’s no gap for him to fill in our understanding of cars.

    • @KintarianOPEnglish
      3•3 months ago

      I’m listening to Ghost now, friend of Satan 🤘

        • @KintarianOPEnglish
          1•3 months ago

          I really was listening to Ghost

            • @KintarianOPEnglish
              1•3 months ago

              I get it now. Square Hammer. I’m a bit dense sometimes.

            • @KintarianOPEnglish
              1•3 months ago

              I’m on the circle

              • nocturneEnglish
                2•3 months ago

                Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?

                • @KintarianOPEnglish
                  1•3 months ago

                  Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub
                  Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer

                • @KintarianOPEnglish
                  1•3 months ago

                  Fun fact: You have to be a Christian to believe in the devil. That means you can only worship the devil if you’re a Christian.