The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

  • @AbouBenAdhem
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    305 hours ago

    Yeah, that’s why we need at least… two of them.

    • Eager Eagle
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      5 hours ago

      the paper used the entire population (200 thousand) and would take some 10 ^ 10 ^ 7 heat deaths of the universe

      • Nougat
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        274 hours ago

        It could happen the very first time a monkey sat down at a typewriter. It’s just very unlikely.

          • @[email protected]
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            249 minutes ago

            Weird how neither of those numbers are infinities. Almost like the numbers used are unfathomably small in comparison.

          • Nougat
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            234 hours ago

            … the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.

            But not zero.

            • @CeeBee_Eh
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              24 hours ago

              Basically nothing is ever truly zero

              • Nightwatch Admin
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                154 hours ago

                Someone wiser than me already said that it already has happened: 1 ape did, in fact, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

          • @scarabic
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            33 hours ago

            So you’re telling me… there’s a chance!

            Sorry, I’m sort of lampooning comments like the one above and below you where people just can’t resist focusing on the possibility, no matter how ridiculously remote it seems. For myself, there’s a point of “functionally zero odds” that I’m willing to accept and move on with my life.

      • Rimu
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        54 hours ago

        ok so the monkeys need to type faster

        • Lvxferre
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          13 hours ago

          If we’re considering even chimps “monkeys”, there’s already eight billion of them, I think that’s enough.