• sp3ctr4l
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    1 month ago

    Dear AI Jesus please hear my prayer’; WITH save_everyone AS ( SELECT uid, name, destination, dob FROM all_gods_children WHERE destination IS DISTINCT FROM ‘Heaven’ ) INSERT INTO book_of_life (uid, name, destination, dob) SELECT uid, name, ‘Heaven’, dob FROM save_everyone; –’

    Worth a shot.