minus-squareFlying Squidlink13•5 days agoBut if I can’t have a conversation with my toilet in the morning, what will I do in there?
minus-squarerem26_artlinkfedilink16•5 days ago“Alexa, please flush my toilet” “Ok, Here’s some information about toilets” “No, Alexa, please flush my toilet! There’s no flush lever on it” “Ordering 40 packs of toilet paper”
minus-square@theUwUhuggerlink6•5 days agoYou live out of fantasies whispering to yourself like the rest of us!
minus-squarefinleylinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 days agoDon’t even act like this isn’t exactly what you do when you’re on the toilet. Come here.
But if I can’t have a conversation with my toilet in the morning, what will I do in there?
“Alexa, please flush my toilet” “Ok, Here’s some information about toilets” “No, Alexa, please flush my toilet! There’s no flush lever on it” “Ordering 40 packs of toilet paper”
“Playing ‘The Toilet Song’ by The Wiggles.”
I give you happy poopy time
You live out of fantasies whispering to yourself like the rest of us!
Don’t even act like this isn’t exactly what you do when you’re on the toilet. Come here.