minus-squareFlying Squidlink13•1 month agoBut if I can’t have a conversation with my toilet in the morning, what will I do in there?
minus-squarerem26_artlinkfedilink16•1 month ago“Alexa, please flush my toilet” “Ok, Here’s some information about toilets” “No, Alexa, please flush my toilet! There’s no flush lever on it” “Ordering 40 packs of toilet paper”
minus-square@theUwUhuggerlink6•1 month agoYou live out of fantasies whispering to yourself like the rest of us!
But if I can’t have a conversation with my toilet in the morning, what will I do in there?
“Alexa, please flush my toilet” “Ok, Here’s some information about toilets” “No, Alexa, please flush my toilet! There’s no flush lever on it” “Ordering 40 packs of toilet paper”
“Playing ‘The Toilet Song’ by The Wiggles.”
I give you happy poopy time
You live out of fantasies whispering to yourself like the rest of us!
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