A group of ill-prepared climbers had to be rescued because Gemini told them climbing Mt. Shasta would only take 8 hours.

  • Final Remix
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    1 month ago

    Good. Hopefully he dies out there because of it. He won’t, because it’s staged as hell but a man can dream.

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      1 month ago
      • “Hey Google is this edible?” [showing an out of focus, blurry image]
      • “This is definitely edible, you can feast on that”
      • “It is bitter, are you sure about that?”
      • “Yes, it’s definitely edible, you can eat that”
      • “I am dizzy, and by comparing pictures on a book it seems to be poisonous???”
      • “You’re absolutely right! I accidentally confused that for another root. I will take note to do better next time”

      [dies]

      • MinnesotaGoddam
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        1 month ago

        The steps of figuring out whether something is edible are worth learning and take about 3 weeks (or 3 days, depending on how much you care for the test subject)