I just wanted to complain about this. That’s all.

  • Apeman42
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    12 days ago

    I’m sorry, is this some sort of caster joke that I’m too unga bunga to understand?

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      12 days ago

      It’s some sort of “I rolled like shit on all of my level ups” joke. My druid has double my HP. My unga bunga class has 1 less than triple than my HP.

        • Plum
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          12 days ago

          Or re-roll 1’s on level ups.

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            11 days ago

            If we’re just making up rules can I have 20hp every level? And a longer staff?

            • Plum
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              11 days ago

              Wtf. No. Re-rolling 1’s on level-up is a happy little house rule. 20hp every level is game breaking.

              Your staff can be 1d20 inches longer than it is presently. If you’re from a metric country, roll a d100 and halve it for centimeters.

            • SkyezOpen
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              12 days ago

              Then hopefully your character’s identical twin brother rolls better.

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          12 days ago

          The flat rate is statistically better than rolling anyway, by 0.5hp per level.

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      11 days ago

      Doesn’t have to be unfathomable to casters. At one of my tables, our wizard is swimming in HP - had rolled for stats and put one of the big ones into CON. Not sure if they also have War Caster, because that’d make their concentration damn awesome.