• @sunbytes
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      251 year ago

      That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he’s got some publicist taking dictation.

      • @[email protected]
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        101 year ago

        I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.

        • @ZoopZeZoop
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          41 year ago

          Other than Tucker, what’s wrong with bow ties?

      • @asteriskeverything
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        31 year ago

        Turns our his tears were the fountain of youth all along. It rejuvenates us mind, body, and soul.

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      81 year ago

      That’s some serious copium he’s got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?

      • GladiusB
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        91 year ago

        They don’t understand it. It will just be “yay he won!” Or “they cheated to win!”.

    • @viperex
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      71 year ago

      He’s not allowed to go after the law clerk so he’s dumping everything he’s got on the judge

    • Karyoplasma
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      The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.

      I do concede that I didn’t read the complete “statement” because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.

      • @asteriskeverything
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        21 year ago

        You’re late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.