• @asteriskeverything
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    831 year ago

    I want him to blow his top like a cartoon where his face gets red, steam comes out of his ears, and the toupee flies a foot straight up into the air

      • @sunbytes
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        251 year ago

        That seems weirdly concise for him (to have typed). I wonder if he’s got some publicist taking dictation.

        • @[email protected]
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          101 year ago

          I think at this point he definitely dictates to some lackey (and you know that guy wears a bowtie) who takes his word salad and turns it onto something vaguely comprehensible.

          • @ZoopZeZoop
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            41 year ago

            Other than Tucker, what’s wrong with bow ties?

        • @asteriskeverything
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          31 year ago

          Turns our his tears were the fountain of youth all along. It rejuvenates us mind, body, and soul.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        81 year ago

        That’s some serious copium he’s got there. I wonder how the magoos are dealing with this kind of crying from little d. Are they crying just as hard?

        • GladiusB
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          91 year ago

          They don’t understand it. It will just be “yay he won!” Or “they cheated to win!”.

      • @viperex
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        71 year ago

        He’s not allowed to go after the law clerk so he’s dumping everything he’s got on the judge

      • Karyoplasma
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        1 year ago

        The judge sounds like a rational human then. Thanks for confirming that everything is in order, Donald.

        I do concede that I didn’t read the complete “statement” because I phased out around halfway through this unhinged rant tho.

        • @asteriskeverything
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          21 year ago

          You’re late enough to the party that idk if this will get the appreciation I think it deserves. So Thank you for making me laugh I genuinely enjoyed your comment when a lot of the political jokes are tired repeated things.

    • FuglyDuck
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      101 year ago

      With a steam train horn sound in the background.