Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded

    • no banana
      9•8 months ago

      As POTUS I will make flushing the toilet on Mondays illegal

      - Joe Biden

      Some people would believe that.

      • @Viking_Hippie
        7•8 months ago

        As POTUS, I am committed above all else to implementing common sense regulation regarding the use and sale of bird makeup.

        Joe Biden, Team Jacob

        • no banana
          5•8 months ago

          As POTUS, I will by executive order change every man’s name to Jack, and every woman’s name to Jack.

          - Joe Biden, Professional skater

          • @Viking_Hippie
            4•8 months ago

            As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately

            Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus

            • gimpchrist
              4•8 months ago

              Shoutouts to Bo Burnham for originally bringing up this enormous topic so we can all share discourse, amen.

            • no banana
              3•8 months ago

              …for everyone but my opponent, whose name rhymes with rump. His hands are almost too small for the pringles can.

              - Joe Biden, dog breeder and magic enthusiast