Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

  • @[email protected]
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    7711 months ago

    I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.

  • @[email protected]
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    5211 months ago

    I hate the design, but that’s really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That’s some challenging work! I don’t even know how you’d cut those tiles, and you can’t bend tile.

    • @Tyfud
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      Good callout. The tiles are cut halfway, stiching them together with white grout/silcon along the edge so it doesn’t stand out with the normal grout. At least that’d be my guess.

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        111 months ago

        I honestly can’t see a way that doesn’t result in some visible something (although maybe not visible in a photo). You could throw money at it and get custom tiles made, but you’d have to have your measurements and tiling technique perfected to make that work.

        This is why I don’t like tiling. :)

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          Look at the way the light reflects on the far right between the sink and the mirror. I think that’s tile.

          Edit: Or the top of the lights, the underside of the top square.

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      I can’t tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would’ve just slapped the mirror on top.

      Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?

      I hate that there’s no showerhead though.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    2411 months ago

    That’s… Hmmm. I don’t hate it, but it’d probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.

  • Teon
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    1711 months ago

    Set time travel machine to… UK 1981

  • @owenfromcanada
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    1211 months ago

    Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you’re still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.

    Realtor: You’re not gonna believe this, but…

  • @tomi000
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    911 months ago

    Alcohol is a drug btw, just saying

  • Decoy321M
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    511 months ago

    For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.

  • @Etterra
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    311 months ago

    Contractor: that’ll be $5k.

    Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?

    Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.

  • @thawed_caveman
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    311 months ago

    If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.

    If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.

    • @Etterra
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      111 months ago

      What if you’re fucked up on shrooms?

  • @Desistance
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    311 months ago

    This is a bathroom for angry shits.