My first thought was “does he have pointy breasts under the sheets? Or maybe some kind of… double erection?” Fortunately I realized they were feet pretty quickly.

He could use a hand towel as a blanket.

I was thinking he must be really rich to have such a lady.

ah yes, two bumps in the blanket around what would normally be waist height and a dude who watches a chernobyl documentary before he goes to sleep. sure, he’s short - let’s go with that…

No one will, because it can’t happen.

what? Chernobyl?

I used to when it was easier to watch it on streaming without ads… As soon as I set up a media server and acquire it somehow, I’ll be back in business!

Zoidberg, soaking in brine!

I must have watched the series ten times through at this point.

I shuffle between Futurama, trek, and YouTube horror audio novellas

Can we add Orville to this list?

I recommend The Exploring Series. Guy also uploads to spotify

I’ve got to know: where’s the video?

Elder Cactus is the best out there if it’s your sense of humor. I can’t get enough of it.

Not great not terrible

I never had an issue with the sound of people eating until I fell asleep watching a game grumps video. I woke up to the sound of Danny eating a peanut butter sandwich in the mic. Ever since then I’ve become one of those people who get violently angry at the sounds of people eating.

Klaxon noises

Oh man, I’ve done that plenty of times. He yells a lot, but somehow it’s relaxing.

I think it’s called ionizing radiation