A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone…

  • @fubo
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    “Hot Pockets are the American empanada.”
    — Wendy Watson

  • @[email protected]
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    Stromboli actually. Strombolis have pizza sauce like the pockets, calzones require ricotta and no sauce (you dip em in marinara).

    • Ashy
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      11 months ago

      Yep, that’s why don’t have to call it “pizza flavoured”.

    • Possibly linux
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      111 months ago

      Its best if you use home made spaghetti sauce (the kind that takes 2 hours to make and is very meaty)

  • @spittingimage
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    511 months ago

    I thought a hot pocket was the American version of a meat pie. No?

    • Possibly linux
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      No, I think we call that a a pot pie. It has a meat, gravy and a bunch of vegetables

    • @cbarrick
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      211 months ago

      This is a case for the cube rule!

  • Possibly linux
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    411 months ago

    No, its definitely not. A Calzone isn’t what ever hot pockets are made of.

  • @XeroxCool
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    Calzones aren’t supposed to have sauce inside though

    • Mario_Dies.wav
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      Every calzone I’ve ever eaten has had sauce. And I only buy the really high quality authentic ones from Sbarro.

      • DessertStorms
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        511 months ago

        I was mid sip and reading Sbarro nearly sent a load of drink up my nose 😂

      • @XeroxCool
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        411 months ago

        Sometimes I crave a true, authentic, Italian dish with the right cheeses, traditional sauces, and love cooked right into the pasta. Other times, I go to the Olive Garden

      • SnausagesinaBlanket
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        210 months ago

        And I only buy the really high quality authentic ones from Sbarro

        The food court kings.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      411 months ago

      You’re probably thinking of a stromboli.

      • @XeroxCool
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        211 months ago

        You’re thinking of a pizza roll

        • @TexasDrunk
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          311 months ago

          Probably.

          Honestly it’s so weird. I’ve been all over and have seen a lot of calzones with sauce inside, and I’ve seen most strombolis without sauce but with ricotta. But it’s still a gamble unless their menu specifically says how they make it.

          I prefer the sauce on the side, so I usually get a stromboli, ask for a container of sauce, and roll the dice unless it’s a place I know.

          • @XeroxCool
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            Like all exported recipes, it’s regional. It’s like how American pizza is quite different from Italy. But true pizza isn’t the #1 food in the world, now is it? I mean American pizza probably isn’t either when other cuisines win by shear population by who’s counting

              • @Cosmicomical
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                211 months ago

                Never been there but I could bet pizza in new york is pretty serious

          • @[email protected]
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            211 months ago

            Let us take to the experts.

            https://www.foodnetwork.com/how-to/packages/food-network-essentials/calzone-vs-stromboli

            Fillings

            Calzones and stromboli share several the same fillings, including cured meats and veggies. And while both have Italian cheese, calzones are made with ricotta (often alongside mozzarella and/or Parmesan) while stromboli are typically only made with mozzarella. Calzones’ fillings do not include sauce; marinara is served on the side for dipping. Stromboli portions can also be dipped, but they can also be baked with the sauce inside.

            This source also specifies strombolis are a different shape, and tbh at one time that was true, but I think that practice has mostly died out and the shape of the two is now often “the same” but dependant on location. The sauce v ricotta situation however is nonnegotiable and places that swap them are wrong.

            Source: Food Network and also am retired 10+yr pizza veteran, multiple shops.

        • Possibly linux
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          111 months ago

          Your thinking of a dish that is toppings on top of cheese red sauce and bread.

      • @XeroxCool
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        11 months ago

        … Did you read your own link or no? It says “some places put sauce on top right before serving” which is what’s pictured

        • Ghostalmedia
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          211 months ago

          I’m referring to the picture, which has sauce. Which I thought was funny.

          • @XeroxCool
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            111 months ago

            Fair, it is a very saucy calzone that definitely looks like some sauce is inside, though it may just be diced tomato under a sauce glop

            • Ghostalmedia
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              211 months ago

              We’re going to have to call in the calzone forensics team to do some splatter analysis on that interior sauce.

      • @XeroxCool
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        Lol it’s regional and always fun to stir shit up and make people argue their locally-adjusted version of an imported recipe is correct. Most places do not put sauce inside though and many don’t even serve the sauce

  • @MrJameGumb
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    A calzone doesn’t have tomatoe sauce in it. Also this is a terrible insult to calzones everywhere.

    • Ghostalmedia
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      511 months ago

      Wikipedia wants to fight you over that statement

      • Melkath
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        411 months ago

        This looks like it has sauce ON it. Like a calzone.

        If it is the same as a calzone, but has sauce IN it, then its not a calzone, its a stromboli.

          • Melkath
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            11 months ago

            My “from scratch” cooking journey started with hand mixed pizza dough, whole milk transmuted into ricotta, fresh veg… store bought mozzarella and a marinara made from canned tomatoes and dried seasonings.

            Made calzones/strombolis once a week for months.

            Highly recommend it.

            High levels of “from scratch” pride, overall simple, super interesting and educating, and mid-low difficulty level, once you have a pizza stone and know how to use corn meal correctly.

          • Melkath
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            111 months ago

            A great combination, but if the red sauce was inside the calzone, that means you’ve never had a calzone. You have had strombolis.

              • Melkath
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                111 months ago

                I live in the US.

                I have had Calzones in the US. I have had Strombolis in the US.

                I have made Calzones myself. I have made Strombolis myself.

                I will say though, when someone serves me a Stromboli and calls it a Calzone, it is almost always a shit Stromboli.

        • Ghostalmedia
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          111 months ago

          Good point. This calzone checks out.

    • Possibly linux
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      111 months ago

      Says who?!

      You take your meaty red sauce you made from scratch and you put it in a pizza crust with some toppings.