Yes, he really did post ‘I WANT TO BE LOVED!’ the day before Valentine’s Day.
He seems so much weaker this go around.
Great to see.
Biden is weaker too (simply because of age). So it is not clear who will win.
It isn’t clear who will win because it’s a democracy.
It’s very clear who should win.
Age? trump is barely a few years younger, looks horrific and literally can’t speak properly.
trump’s a rapist who directly committed election fraud multiple times
Biden has passed a lot(a LOT) of truly good civil and environmental legislation in three years that has benefited millions of people and advanced civil rights.
No comparison.
Well Trump correctly identified a whale on his last cognitive assessment. Sooo, samesies?
What I love is that he thinks that means he’s smart.
What I hate is that it his supporters think it means he’s smart.
He is smart when compared to them.
exactly. can you even imagine being the kind of person who looks up to that???
It’s honestly hilarious that he bragged about how hard the cognitive test was, and then, like, all of the psychiatrists came out of the woodwork saying “Bro it’s literally designed to be an absolutely trivial test for a person with relatively normal cognitive function. If you think it’s hard, that’s a problem.”
It’s not even the kind of test you can pass or fail. It’s a diagnostic test. It’s like bragging about the results of being able to read an eye chart to the sixth line.
First you agree with me, by saying it is not clear because it is democracy, but then you disagree with me by saying there is no comparison? What exactly is your point?
That you’re lacking in critical reasoning and are helplessly regurgitating inaccurate, baseless talking points.
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That’s rich coming from…oh. Well that’s neat.
That’s rich coming from…oh. Well that’s neato.
Come on man, it was right there.
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Removed, banned.
You are talking to yourself?
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You’re not wrong really. I’m voting Biden but it’s quite clear that his age is a larger concern for voters than it is for Trump despite Trump having obvious cognitive deficits just the same.
Jon Stewart covered this pretty well and for good reason.
What the hell are you talking about. He owned the right with his dark brannon ad and he is actually doing things in the end of his term. Go ask grandma before you get to use the Internet again.
That’s a surprise, I thought no matter what he’d get the support and endorsement of the Na-
Oh, it says “Mazi”, my mistake.
On the one hand, Mazi is both black and Jewish, so that could be taken as pretty offensive.
On the other hand, she very proudly served in the IDF and is fanatically pro-Israel, so maybe that’s more accurate than she would care to admit.
What
a flaming
narcissist.Don’t get our hopes up like that!
…he’s just a regular narcissist at the moment.
I spent 5 seconds too long looking for a haiku
What a flamingly
narcissistic guileless
crude attention whorePutin’s orange bitch
an American traitor
a threat to our rights
Dear Mr. Trump, if you want to be loved, please announce that you are stepping down from politics, social media, any possition of power you have, and are retiering forever.
If you want to be extra loved, please donate enough money to a charity called something like “Trump recovery”, so that it can build recovery centers all over MAGA/Q areas where people can be rehabilitated from the Trump campaign nonsense by experts, you can’t have any control over it. If you do this you can truly make america great again.
See, the thing is, Trump has a really stunted vocabulary, so while he said “I want to be loved”, what he meant was “I want to be worshipped”.
I think he just forgot the word “daddy” at the end
That one is an exclusive for Mr Pootin
Considering how previous Trump “charities” have been run, that might not be the best plan.
That’s where the “you can’t have any control over this” bit comes in.
One day soon this malignant tumor of a man will drop dead. We need to plan accordingly.
Moët or Dom Perignon?
Please let him spend at least one day behind bars before that happens.
Which has a bigger bottle? Which bottle is bigger is important. That means more to piss on his grave.
I’ll just eat so much taco bell that I’ll be pissing out of my ass on to his grave.
There better be some fuckin fireworks.
Dom is too dry 
You can drink what you want but if he dies before seeing the inside of the jail cell then the US will never come back from this. The next one to capture his lunatic base won’t be as impulsive, undisciplined, or ignorant.
On his way to the cell would kinda be poetic though. Or from a heart attack from losing his shit while being arrested.
If history is to be an indicator, he’ll be replaced with someone worse.
Maybe but I would guess all hell will break loose on the right when his arteries finally do the world a solid. His base are only loyal to him, they’re not going to migrate en masse to some other dickhead so there will be a civil war in the party.
I wish this guy would get in a submarine
I say we put him, Musk and Bezos in a rocket and send them to Mars. If the ship doesn’t make it, oh well. If it does, they can stay there.
Fuck sending it to Mars, the sun looks good for them.
Yeah, but if you tell Elon it’s Mars, maybe you can lure him into the rocket without kidnapping him.
I’m not seeing the fun in that
Less fun, but not as difficult.
Hmm, yes. Higher chance of success. Logic takes away all the joy, but is successful in the long term. I think I understand Vulkans now.
I still can’t get over his quote from October about immigrants “poisoning the blood of our country” the man sounds more like Hitler than Hitler.
I am so very sick of these utterly worthless republican parasitic traitors. Fucking launch them all into the sun.
Wonder who does his makeup
I don’t know, but they’re being overpaid.
Bold of you to assume they’re getting paid
Would you touch that face for free?
Yes. With a large, fast, blunt instrument.
Bugs bunny
So do I, but I’m not about to throw any tantrums over it.
