Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a “Windows” car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an “Apple” car that just has an on/off switch

  • @hOrni
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    1628 months ago

    The apple car doesn’t have a reverse gear. But the fan boys are like “It doesn’t need a reverse, that’s the point, Apple is all about forward thinking”.

  • @[email protected]
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    1068 months ago

    The difference is that you can install Linux on your Windows car and upgrade the engine if you want some more power. If a rear light bulb breaks in your Apple car, you will have to buy the new iCar 2 Pro Max™ or pay almost as much to get the bulb replaced.

    • KptnAutismus
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      98 months ago

      installing linux on your pc is like 1UZ-swapping a miata (highly advanced toyotapilled car guy joke btw)

    • @Korne127
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      88 months ago

      What about Acari Linux?

      • @Darorad
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        28 months ago

        iirc, asahi is still not super stable and is very much still in development

          • @Darorad
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            28 months ago

            Good to hear :) sounds like its made a lot of peogress since I last looked at it

            • @[email protected]
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              38 months ago

              We actually got GPU drivers, touchbar drivers, webcam drivers, all we’re missing really is M3 support, microphone and Vulkan for the GPU (and Touch ID)

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      I’ve owned Macs for years. Yes, it is the second picture, but if you take the shroud off you pretty much do whatever you want. Meaning, I’ve got a proper Unix terminal that I can use to do anything. You can tune to your heart’s content, you just don’t have to.

      Compared to my Windows machine, where I just count of doing a fresh install every year or two just to keep it running.

    • kingthrillgoreOP
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      48 months ago

      Hey, I never said I was gonna buy an Apple Car. I know how they play their game. I’m not holding the wheel wrong.

    • Smorty [she/her]
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      148 months ago

      He’s like - you know what? What if I do want to change out my seats? What if I wanna, idk, have a new radio interface or whatever -

    • @taiyang
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      138 months ago

      Like one of those hot rods you build yourself from parts you source from a co-op.

    • @nexguy
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      78 months ago

      And he can’t on most roads

  • Jo Miran
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    8 months ago

    Linux

    EDIT: That’s Inspector Gadget’s “Gadget-Mobile” for those not yet middle aged.

  • @[email protected]
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    518 months ago

    Oh, just as much can go wrong with the Apple car. You just don’t have the tools to fix it when it does.

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      All of the parts will be glued together and all of the screws would be the oddly shaped, non-standard pentalobed TS1 screws.

      https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9uMgxRsi_bPsr35_VjRX_U2zdDyr2rRViaz3z9FSRWZTgPM0s4xN1q8LtgmNC67TE5wUOX3fZVbROH4K7WevqV-fABV2tIVKNylH1tz9s-P4jzCbnMgrQ-A&usqp=CAc

        • @Land_Strider
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          108 months ago

          Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple’s annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple’s hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

          • Superb
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            58 months ago

            Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡

    • Programmer Belch
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      48 months ago

      The image kind of shows that statement. The car is just a black white box with a power button, no clue how it works, just that it’s working for now

  • AItoothbrush
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    328 months ago

    Linux is a top-fuel dragster where you rebuild the engine every few races /s Fitting linux into this meme is pretty impossible considering how different distros can be. Mint is a two-seater grocery car, debian is an old volvo, gentoo is the drag racer, etc. Its like comparing a single car to a whole company.

    • lazynooblet
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      118 months ago

      It would be a car completely flat on the ground, made up of all it’s parts neatly spread out. A geek stands in the center of it all holding an electric screwdriver in one hand and a blow torch in the other wearing a welders mask.

  • @[email protected]
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    228 months ago

    I’m going to be honest, I know people on Lemmy love Linux, but it always is kind of impressive that Apple has built a very successful brand basically catering to the 90% or whatever of home users who basically just use their PC for social media and video watching and maybe some very minor photo editing/management

    • @[email protected]
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      318 months ago

      In my uneducated opinion it’s two prongs:

      1. Average person doesn’t want to fix or upgrade their computer even if they had the capability to do so, so it might as well be a black box.

      2. Marketing. People want to feel that they own something luxurious.

      It’s a wildly successful strategy.

      • @[email protected]
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        88 months ago

        I mean I’m a PC guy and I’m pretty handy with tech and even I have genuinely I don’t think ever fixed / upgraded my computer past cleaning it out and one single time re-setting a ram stick that had a bad connection.

        There’s simply no reason for a lot of people to do so. I’m not a huge gamer, I’m not running a database or a torrenting operation from my computer, and by the time one of mine starts to get slow or break down it’s been like 7 years and I’m just due for a new one anyway.

        Honestly the only reason I don’t get mac is the price point and .exe files

      • magnetosphere
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        48 months ago

        I’m an Apple user. I used to enjoy tinkering with my system (this was in the days of System 7 and ResEdit), but now I just want it to work unobtrusively. I don’t want to have to think about my OS; I want to concentrate on what I’m doing with my OS. Apple certainly has its drawbacks, but I’ve yet to see an OS that’s better at getting out of your way and staying out of your way.

        Personally, I don’t give a shit about luxury, but then, I’ve never cared about that in any context.

        • @[email protected]
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          48 months ago

          Apple certainly has its drawbacks, but I’ve yet to see an OS that’s better at getting out of your way and staying out of your way.

          That’s true if all of your devices are apple. I have Windows and an iPad, and it is unnecessarily frustrating to get the iPad to communicate with my PC. Apple keeps insisting on getting in the way.

        • @[email protected]
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          28 months ago

          I hella feel that but re: phone on my end. I have tons of Windows machines and a couple Linux boxes and I don’t want to have to muck about with my phone with custom ROMs or… anything.

          I don’t want to think about my phone. I’ve got a five year old iPhone that runs like the day I got it, and I’ve got all of my texts from 10 years ago and 20k+ photos. I’ve never reformatted it.

          Apple gets a lot of hate on Lemmy but damn are their phones exactly what I want.

        • Tiger Jerusalem
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          28 months ago

          Funny how it is, to me the window management of macOS is atrocious and constantly gets in the way — an issue I don’t have with Windows 11. In a matter of fact, the window management in windows is awesome.

          • magnetosphere
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            28 months ago

            Yeah, that’s why heated OS debates bother me. Some are better at certain things, others are better at different things. Just use what you like. It’s not worth getting angry about.

    • swab148
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      138 months ago

      I’m a die-hard Linux guy, but nothing compares to Mac for music production. They’ve done something magical with the kernel that gives you almost no input latency, like I could plug my guitar straight into a MacBook and record over a backing track in real time, it’s nuts. I’ve tried the same on Linux, and there’s just nothing out there that can match it.

    • @taiyang
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      88 months ago

      If open source projects had the marketing budgets of apple (and as early as apple did), they’d be in the spot instead. Hell, chromeOS tried, and kind of succeeded with it’s Chromebook, but they still didn’t market it like Apple.

      But Apple did some crazy effective shit, like donate full computer labs to schools. Hook em while they’re young!

      • KptnAutismus
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        88 months ago

        which is what apple is doing in the education field in germany currently. almost giving ipads away to schools and large companies with a lot of apprentices.

        the only problem is they gave apple products to future electronics technicians. we all hate them (except for the few apple fanboys).

        an ipad is basically a regular tablet with a fancy-pants processor that you will never use to its full potential, horrible battery life, made out of expensive materials, with the most locked down OS ever.

        i’ve actually had to use my personal phone for work stuff that the ipad was just too locked down to do.

        • @taiyang
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          48 months ago

          Ha, that’s interesting. And I felt the same way, having already been brought up with Dos and Windows at an early age, when they pushed iMacs in class, I groaned. Now, it’s a whole other animal with the tablet and phone generation (with a few exceptions where a district will opt to get a Chromebook which is, honestly, significantly worse!)

  • @MrJameGumb
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    208 months ago

    Why did they bother putting a picture of a mechanic next to the disposable e-waste car that can’t be repaired?

    • @[email protected]
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      158 months ago

      Because users can’t pop the hood to turn it on and off themselves. They have to pay that guy $500 to do it.

  • magnetosphere
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    68 months ago

    I generally like Apple, but I’m SO GLAD the “Apple Car” project was cancelled.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      178 months ago

      They just couldn’t figure out how to restrict it only to Apple Roads.

  • @lessthanluigi
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    58 months ago

    Man, I remember this image when my IT professor showed this image. Of course she was entrenched in linux ideology.

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      entrenched in Linux ideology

      tell me you’ve never left your windows bubble even a little bit without saying it

      • @lessthanluigi
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        28 months ago

        I mean, I have been maining Archlinux w/h KDE Plasma for about 3-4 years now. I don’t want to go back to windows anytime soon as a daily driver. I just remember her being VERY preachy about linux. (Well, it was a linux class.)

  • Aatube
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    48 months ago

    Windows is placing touchscreens with half the functions over the physical buttons, while Apple has vibrating touchscreens that do most things, but the SuperButtons that do everything are only available for Windows.