So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
This could be a decent short story prompt.
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
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Could alternately imply the existence of international…
anarchist housewife, who doesn’t recognize the concept of the nation state
Miss Worldwide
Housewives, foreign and domestic
I stand ready to engage and destroy them. With my penis.
The irony of all these cons jerking off over tradwives is that the created the world that they can’t exist in anymore
I feel like in a perfect world, this should allow both sides of the spectrum to find some common ground… Sure, the reasons might be different, but both want it to be easier for people to raise families on single-income.
Although I don’t think the tradwife stuff these days is actually anything more than insincere propaganda. Instead of “both sides” I think it might be more healthy to say “most people” especially people just struggling to survive. Politics aside.
We’re all seeing things getting worse and angry that we can’t seem to do anything about it. Hecka frustrating for everyone
Aren’t those the ones featured in “reality” TV shows?
Nope. Those are the “purebred” ones. You know, the kind of purebred that actually means inbred to the point of barely being able to survive and yet somehow “worth” more.
Ah. That tracks.
What other kinds of bread are there?
First real out-loud chuckle of the day. Great observation. I’m gonna grab a lasso and try to rope one.
Don’t forget a good pair of gloves. In case of biting.
Ima try to catch one in my coyote trap
Careful you don’t catch a cougar by mistake.
Oh, yeah, I saw a documentary about those once, from the '50s. I Love Lucy, they called it…
Lucy was quite the catch. So was Ricardo.
Not to be that guy but I don’t think that term is used that much, isn’t it kinda redundant (house housewife)?
Not quite. The opposite of the new mission statement is “domesticated housewife”, not “domestic housewife”.
“I can fix her”
Does she throw armor piercing stones? /cdda reference
I believe you are thinking about goblins
I think those are more commonly referred to as Karens
