• Match!!
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    704 months ago

    We found the villain to the no-poop-for-three-days story

  • edric
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    504 months ago

    Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.

    • @Agent641
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      144 months ago

      Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.

  • @TokenBoomer
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    374 months ago

    RemindMe! 6 hours “reply to this thread”

    • @NightAuthor
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      164 months ago

      You asked for a reminder to: reply to this thread

    • @AtariDump
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      24 months ago

      I hope that stupid bot doesn’t exist here

  • Glifted
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    284 months ago

    There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
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      134 months ago

      Movieprep or kleenprep. I’ve had both and one definitely worked for me and the other only kicked in the morning off my endoscopy.

      • @papalonian
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        174 months ago

        There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.

        • @lefty7283
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          54 months ago

          Good ol magnesium shit-rate

        • @Quetzalcutlass
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          44 months ago

          And as a bonus, the taste of magnesium citrate doesn’t make you gag like the prescription stuff.

  • @Tikiporch
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    4 months ago

    Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.

    • @real_ted_yogurt
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      174 months ago

      This is the stuff to use, but I don’t think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.

      Stay hydrated!

    • @hactar42
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      I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later…well…you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.

    • @LaunchesKayaks
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      24 months ago

      Hopefully the shortage isn’t still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn’t get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.

      • @Tikiporch
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        24 months ago

        My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!

        • @LaunchesKayaks
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          14 months ago

          Don’t get the lemon. It’s way too strong of a flavor lmao

  • @Usernamealreadyinuse
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    224 months ago

    Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…

    But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?

  • Plum
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    184 months ago

    Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.

  • @over_clox
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    134 months ago

    Just relax homie, you got this. 💩

    • @Anti_Iridium
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      4 months ago

      I’m very glad that him being a pants shitting draft dodger, and later bragging about how great of a special forces guy he would have been is general knowledge.

      • kindenough
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        24 months ago

        Heh, a worldwide known fact. I am Dutch but when I read ‘shit + pants’ the answer always be that crusty pants mf.

  • @[email protected]
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    104 months ago

    Cleansing tea from the local Asian Mart.

    Buckle up brother. Hope you don’t got plans later today.