• Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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    11 months ago

    Is he going to claim next that billionaires don’t want any more money because they have enough money already?

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      11 months ago

      He’s going to claim that billionaires are far-left woke radicals depriving the good people of Alabama of free market capitalism.

  • don@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    So when Putin’s forces randomly attack Ukraine, does he say, “Oops! Shit. Didn’t mean to do that. Fuck! My bad, guys!” every fucking time?

    “Can I get some help, guys? I can’t figure out why I keep ordering attacks on Ukraine by complete random fucking chance! Any ideas?”

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      11 months ago

      Its funny, because Tucker Carlson did that interview with Putin a few months back. And Putin was absolutely excruciating in his “Here’s all the reasons why we had a geopolitical interest in taking eastern Ukraine”. Even for the FOX News heads this wasn’t a fucking secret.

      Tuberville won’t even swallow the Russian state media line. He’s going full-on denialist. In another few years, I wonder if he’ll even acknowledge the war happened.

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      11 months ago

      They meant to invade Belarus. Hey, it’s really hard to read maps when the vodka’s all you got going for you.

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    11 months ago

    Apparently Putin is not invading Ukraine because Tommy hasn’t seen coverage of the war on Fox or OAN in many months.

    No flaws in that logic at all.

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    11 months ago

    This is why you don’t elect morons because they play football

  • randompasta@lemmy.today
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    11 months ago

    I wonder if he enjoys having Putin’s hand so far up his ass. Sock puppets say whatever you want them to, but do they enjoy it?

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      11 months ago

      At least we know he has no issues with his prostate

  • DevCat
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    11 months ago

    They could have stopped that headline at “Tommy Tubervile Tries to Argue”.

    Yes, I meant to spell his name that way.

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    11 months ago

    “Of course not! That’s all russias land to being with, they’re just taking it back” — asshole

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    11 months ago

    Then what the fuck is he doing in Ukraine, PotatoTown?