And after jerking off her date in a public venue
Sex ed’s not gonna help too much with this one.
A handy’s generally one of the safest forms of sex, and I don’t think they tell you where to have sex in school, at least they didn’t when I was around.
No but we’re sitting and saying kids should never learn about sex, and then doing this in public w children on-site which inevitably spurs questions, I’d imagine
She was juicing the beetle.
Thank god she wasn’t juicing the weasel
Or … wheezin the juice
Wheezin’ the ju-uice!
buuuUHdy
No wheezing the juice!
Honestly, that’s a significant improvement over the sex ed we get here in Texas.
The teen pregnancies are the point
If they spend all their alimony surviving and taking care of their kid, they can’t spend time thinking about the shite job the republicans are doing.
Keep them poor, keep them ignorant and profit.
Yeah but that’s just basic republican 101, be a massive fucking hypocrite about everything.
Republican logic: “I get to tell you what to do, but you didn’t get to tell me what to do.”
Sorry to be pedantic but this isn’t being a hypocrite is it? I see it more like absolute ignorance, tiger ate my face, refusal to acknowledge science data and facts, etc that is also all very republican 101. But for once idk how hypocrite just thr extra layer of stupid
Edit (and gonna reply to this edit the same thing cuz lemmy sucks at showing them and this is important) Ok I read another comment and it definitely put into context for me how this is hypocrital too!!! They wanna protect the children while doing this shit in unexpected places in front of children where it is much more graphic, traumatizing, and upsetting than the sanitized facts you’re getting , in an environment you’re anticipating and prepared for it and can sorta joke with classmates too …
They wanna outlaw that but she’s down to whip a dick out and get sloppy in public.
Edit (and gonna reply to this edit the same thing cuz lemmy sucks at showing them and this is important) Ok I read another comment and it definitely put into context for me how this is hypocrital too!!! They wanna protect the children while doing this shit in unexpected places in front of children where it is much more graphic, traumatizing, and upsetting than the sanitized facts you’re getting , in an environment you’re anticipating and prepared for it and can sorta joke with classmates too …
They wanna outlaw that but she’s down to whip a dick out and get sloppy in public.
I didn’t know that her teenage son had gotten pregnant.
That’s how bad it can get without sex-ed.
You may think you’re making a fun point, but teenage girls don’t get pregnant just by showing their midriff and the occasional bra strap, typically a teenage boy is equally participating in the pregnancy. We’re pregnant make a lot more sense than She’s pregnant, and I’m just window dressing. Bobbert raised morons who couldn’t or wouldn’t wear a condom, I know a fair amount of guys my age (40s) that don’t have a single kid, it’s not impossible. They weren’t geniuses, they just wore condoms.
Right? I feel like that would be the bigger news story, here.
Teen pregnancy is the point.
So much of the current White Replacement hysteria revolves around white woman not having enough babies.
Can’t be overstated how that plays into a conservative hatred for sex ed
Yup, as far as they’re concerned white girls need to become breeding slaves to save the so-called white race.
It reeks of sexual pathology.
She advocates for kids in the audience getting in person sex ed
Makes sense. The irony is strong.
She just keeps getting dumber. Alzheimers might be an improvement
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse!
Ursa Minor!
Which is short for “yoU’Re Sexually Assaulting a Minor (by giving handjobs in front of them)”
Legend has it that if you say it three times and you are a constituent, Beetlebert shows up to give out a handy. If you finish up by yelling “oh $DEITY”, it’s considered both biblical AND Constitutional, since she thinks the separation of the two is a liberal fiction.
What does this mean?
She looks ready for the 4th of July pie eating contest!!
That’s also her musical theater face.
Every time I see a picture of her, my brain immediately says: “howler monkey.”
Same thought process as people who were beat with belts and “turned out fine”.
How would sex ed help? Pretty sure everyone knows having sex makes babies.
When you don’t have actual sex ed, you’re taught that the only way to avoid pregnancies, diseases, shaming your family, and running your life is to remain abstinent until marriage.
I don’t know if you’ve met many teenage humans, but abstinence is a pretty tall task to ask of them.
