• @RightHandOfIkaros
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    4 months ago

    Third dial on the left panel under the screen. Pull it up, rotate it 90 degrees counterclockwise, then push it back in.

    It works, trust me.

  • @[email protected]
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    484 months ago

    That’s a massive MFD. Now to install flight simulator on it so you can fly while you fly.

    • @[email protected]M
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      114 months ago

      If you install a flight sim in the glass cockpit, and you link it to the real controls, you could end up with the same view on the screen as through the canopy.

      Add some drift correction where the plane on screen is automatically teleported/tilted according to GNSS and gyros, and you can fly your f35 in 3rd person view.

  • MentalEdge
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    4 months ago

    Try doing a barrel roll while holding the power button. Or maybe it was the konami code on the flight stick…

    • @[email protected]
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      84 months ago

      Konami code will summon an option and basically turn the craft into Gradius.

      Highly recommended.

  • SnausagesinaBlanket
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    254 months ago

    Press Right, Left, Left, Right, Up, Down, Down, Right. for 1 extra life.

    • @jaybone
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      64 months ago

      No, that’s how you lose one life.

    • @[email protected]
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      Up, Down, Left, Right, L Yaw, R Yaw, Eject. Gets you out of cockpit view and into spectator mode

  • @[email protected]
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    194 months ago

    Sorry pal, but the CrowdStrike causes a boot loop and safe mode won’t help. What’s worse is the F-35 Lightning II has all the components operated by electronic hydraulics (EHAS) and cannot be overridden unless you’re an electrician and suddenly find a way to make a lot of leg room.

    Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @[email protected]
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    184 months ago

    Pull your Fedora CD out of your survival pouch, and use a paperclip to open the CD tray

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    164 months ago

    Just wait until it reboots a few times, then it allows you to select safe mode.

    • @[email protected]
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      84 months ago

      With any luck, each reboot takes no more than a minute or so, assuming 15 reboots and a starting elevation of 40,000 feet.

  • @reddit_sux
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    144 months ago

    I thought it must be running windows xp still. Nice to see modern BSOD.

  • @zerosignal
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    144 months ago

    The X-32 ran Linux, if the DOD woulda chose that, we wouldn’t be in this situation smh my damn head.

  • @[email protected]
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    134 months ago

    Sigh…

    Wait for it to reboot 3 times and automatically enter recovery, Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Command Prompt, del C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys

    Is the fastest way to do this assuming no bitlocker. Also C: sometimes isn’t mounted at C:, you might have to try all the letters between C: and X:, or just boot into safe mode.

  • @[email protected]
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    114 months ago

    When you have the live USB but do not remember how to reach BIOS and start trying randoms imputs

    • @jaybone
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      114 months ago

      I always have to do a search. Why can’t we just standardize on something? Even from the same manufacturer different models use different F-keys. It’s ridiculous.