• @Myxomatosis
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    1406 months ago

    Translation: Donnie is terrified and he will use some excuse to weasel his way out of a debate.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yup. The whole thing is playing out like a 4th. grade argument.

      Yesterday he didn’t want to do it. Today he will totally do it. Tomorrow he will be prevented from doing it. Next week he will already have done it while you were on holiday, yeah it happened in that town you probably never heard of.

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        It’s literally the southpark episode when Wendy wants to fight Cartman for making fun of breast cancer. And he goes up to her in private over and over and is like “Wendy? I’m really really sorry, I won’t do it again.” But as soon as anyone else is around he thumps his chest and calls her a bitch.

          • Ech
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            86 months ago

            Poor old Rudy still hasn’t even been paid for that nugget, and he lost his law license. The thanks a guy gets for supporting a wannabe dictator, smh.

      • @Today
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        The longer she doesn’t address it, the freakier he will get!

  • @[email protected]
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    “I want to debate her and she’ll be no different because they have the same policies,” Trump said.

    Lmao, good luck asshole.

    • @[email protected]
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      876 months ago

      A former prosecutor and attorney general against a compulsive liar and grifter who can barely manage a coherent sentence? Yes please.

      • @just_another_person
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        296 months ago

        He thinks he’s going to get a venue where he won’t be muted and can just yell non-stop. Won’t happen.

        • themeatbridge
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          166 months ago

          He won’t agree to a debate where he can be muted. He’ll claim that the rules are biased against him, and then play pigeon chess on twitter.

          • @just_another_person
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            Yeah, exactly. CNN had the right motives behind their rules, and anyone who wants theirs to be taken seriously would do the same because Trump can’t be trusted to control himself.

    • Phenomephrene
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      I share your sentiment, but I’m not even going to wish him good luck. Crash and burn motherfucker.

      • @LEDZeppelin
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        116 months ago

        He and his ilk will cry foul about how elderly are treated badly by younger generation

  • FuglyDuck
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    386 months ago

    My bingo card has Harris:

    Saying “I’ll lock you up”,

    And simply walking over and kneeing/kicking Trump in the balls before leaving.

      • FuglyDuck
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        146 months ago

        I dunno. Protected speech.

        Seriously, I’m pretty sure there aren’t actual words that can full express my opinion of Trump. I just don’t want to go to jail, so I keep my “mouth” shut

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    Just from a purely strategic standpoint, this is such a problem for his campaign runners.

    His head is too big. He basically things he’s the macho messiah. The optimal thing to do is not debate Harris, not to give her a platform for people to see her with eyeballs he draws, and not to give Trump an opportunity to say something… unfortunate, as he has a history of doing in regards to women. He is debading a freaking prosecutor, and she is not going to crack or fold like he thinks.

    But there is a 0% chance his campaign runners would talk him into that.

  • @[email protected]
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    Every statement by Harris, rebutting Trump: “My opponent, as a convicted felon is saying…”

      • @[email protected]
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        Hey, that’s understandable. I’d hate being called a rapist, too. My wacky solution is to not rape anyone. I’ll bet the rapist Donald Trump wishes he’d thought of that. I guess they didn’t teach that to his uncle at MIT.

  • Jesus
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    Keep calling him weak until he caves and does it.

  • @just_another_person
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    “I’ll totally debate her as many times as she wants. Oh, I can’t that day, Baron has swim lessons. I can’t make that other day either because Melania is out of town. I can’t make this day because I have a hate rally. I can’t make this day because I have to play golf with Putin…”

      • FuglyDuck
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        106 months ago

        Kamala should just invite the PO along for the ride.

  • @dhork
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    146 months ago

    “I’ll debate her so much, a lot of debating, ther will be mass debating on stage…”

    • @some_designer_dude
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      26 months ago

      “I’m a stable genius. I could masturbate you on this all day long.”

    • @PunnyName
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      186 months ago

      Right? He doesn’t debate, he Gish Gallops.

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        Handling gish gallops is easy for anyone ready to field them.

        You pick the easiest thing they spat out to dismantle, explain that they’re gish galloping so you’ll only address the thing you chose due to time constraints.

        You let them give you the meatball to knock out of the park and point out their shit rhetorical devices. Then it’s obvious the next time they do it, and you do it again. Then they’re naked.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        Right? He doesn’t debate, he Gish Gallops.

        If you want to see someone that does a master class in Gish Gallop, watch Kellyanne Conway. I’m not sure if she surpasses the person Gish Gallop is named for, and possible dementia donnie himself, but it is an amazing spew of bullshit. Watching her “debate” someone is sure to enrage any normal person, because it is so obvious what she is doing, and I have yet to see anyone call her on her bullshit.

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          Duane Gish was a creationist. He sucked balls like Ken Ham and Kent Hovind.

          • @CharlesDarwin
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            16 months ago

            Oh yes, that much I knew. I don’t think I’ve seen him in action, though. I do know that KAC and dementia donnie constantly do it and it’s so annoying because no one ever shuts them down.

            When the reality is, everyone, everywhere, should shut this down as the toxic behavior it really is.

  • @Sterile_Technique
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    96 months ago

    Ridiculous amount of bonus points if she hits one of his word salads with “I don’t know what he just said. I didn’t think he knows what he just said either.”

  • @VanillaBean
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    96 months ago

    He’ll never turn down the opportunity to spew thinly veiled lies, childish insults and propaganda on live primetime television. This time he’ll actually have an opponent who will serve him his own ass though.