• Chef_Boyargee
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    1361 month ago

    The real pressing question is who is in the sausage though.

    • @someguy3
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      501 month ago

      The other pig that went to the market.

      • metaStatic
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        161 month ago

        You where today years old when you realised he wasn’t picking up groceries.

        • Echo Dot
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          31 month ago

          My copy of the book literally has the pig going to the market, and looking at stalls in the illustration. Therefore I defend my ignorance.

    • Optional
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      221 month ago

      That fucker Neil.

  • @expatriado
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    691 month ago

    i can see it: The piggy that sat all day on the PC

      • @expatriado
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        291 month ago

        It depends. Do you edit videos for pragerU? Or you do something more useful for society like PornHub?

      • @[email protected]
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        So as a film editor…my job is bullshit?

        Well, if you can’t imagine a pig wearing clothes doing your job, then yes!

      • @confusedbytheBasics
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        81 month ago

        What’s up with your imagination that you cannot imagine a pig artist in a children’s book?

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        I mean, can you or can you not picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book?

        Because I can picture a pig with a boater hat and round glasses carrying a pile of half-unspooled film reels, a pair of safety scissors and a roll of tape on their belt.

        And before you complain about it being an old-fashioned depiction, the OOP isn’t exactly how a modern butcher works either.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 month ago

            The question isn’t whether someone in the comments section can imagine the job, it’s whether the same ‘you’ who does the job can imagine the job being done by a pig in a children’s book.

            Also, if you’re complaining about it being unfalsibiable, don’t give more examples for them to judge, ask the people defending the joke for counterexamples. That’s just logical (in the literal mathematical sense). That is to say, jobs that can’t be pictured as something done by pigs in children’s books.

            There I would say hedge fund managers, health insurance coverage evaluators, and telemarketers.

            As for looking down on people for just trying to pay their bills, how do you come to that conclusion? Unemployed people and chronically disabled people don’t have real jobs either. Do you look down on them? If not, why assume people are looking down on people who do fake jobs to pay the bills?

            Why do you think this post isn’t pointing to super morally dubious jobs?

  • @pyre
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    661 month ago

    this has severe conservative energy. the fuck is this even supposed to mean? if you’re paid for it, it’s a job, dumbass. that’s literally the only metric.

      • @pyre
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        51 month ago

        well at least this is a more specific take and, apart from duct tapers, seems roughly sensible in what it’s trying to say, if i understood correctly from my cursory glance, that jobs should be more fulfilling than making the elite feel better.

        but the tweet is doing a very bad job if this is really what they’re alluding to. the tweet’s framing is more similar to reactionary rhetoric against sex work, entertainment and art, clean jobs, and basically anything that’s not coal mining.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          reactionary rhetoric against sex work

          Oh, I can definitely see an animal doing sex work in a… Not-children’s book. I think that’s the whole idea behind furries.

          • Echo Dot
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            31 month ago

            It’s the “children’s book” bit that’s the important bit though. Basically he’s advocating for a child’s view of the world, where a job requires hitting things with a hammer.

            The irony of course been that the artist who drew that book, presumably wouldn’t be considered to have a worthwhile job by this philosophy.

    • Echo Dot
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      121 month ago

      I think it’s trying to say that intellectual jobs are not jobs. Which is demonstrably not true.

      If all the investment bankers went away we’d probably be fine but if all the cyber security experts went away there’d be a big problem. The job is labour intensive, but one of them is much less important than the other.

  • @[email protected]
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    461 month ago

    Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.

    • @Etterra
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      51 month ago

      Only if they’re rich. There’s nothing criminal about grinding the ultra-rich into sausages.

      Warning: this is not literally true.

      • Echo Dot
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        11 month ago

        You probably can in the US, they have no food standards laws.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 month ago

        By the time you’ve worked out avoiding repercussions from the ultra-rich for grinding up their friends, legality has lost any influence over your actions.

        Can’t be criminalized if you are never caught. Oh, and those repercussions from the ultra-rich would probably come with having the whole story burried. Can’t have the poors getting ideas.

  • @[email protected]
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    321 month ago

    I can imagine a pig collecting the labour value of the proletariat through his investments in capital and living it up on a yacht with a bunch of cocaine and piggy hookers

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      141 month ago

      All animals are equal but some are more equal than others

    • 0^2
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      41 month ago

      Idk why but I’m busting up over piggy hookers

  • @[email protected]
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    311 month ago

    The converse is not necessarily true. I can imagine a pig sitting at a desk writing code, but that doesn’t mean my job isn’t bullshit.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 month ago

      Came here to mention Peppa Pig’s Dad. Could swear he and his job are portrayed as a detriment to society.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      you might be a lot less stressed if you stopped caring so much about what randos on the internet think about your job

        • @Aqarius
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          41 month ago

          The weird thing is, my mind also immediately went for “pig in front of computer”, but until this comment chain I didn’t even notice the picture in my head defaulted to the pig stressed out and surrounded by empty cups of coffee.

          Shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    271 month ago

    I reckon a lot of people would consider my job to not be a real job, but I can imagine a pig sitting in front of a computer just fine.

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    261 month ago

    Quick scan if the comments and not seeing anything about how this pig likely just chopped up either friends or family to turn into bologna for a worm driving an apple.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      Issue #2 of Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees (recent comic, basically Dexter meets Richard Scarry, really good!) had a cover that played off of this lol.

      1000003256

    • Echo Dot
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      21 month ago

      Hollywood can’t depict humans doing my job.

  • @BradleyUffner
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    251 month ago

    Your lack of imagination has no bearing on the validity of my, or anyone else’s job.

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      61 month ago

      I get where you’re coming from, and I would love to see a Richard Scary take on “AI Prompt Engineer” or “Influencer”.

  • @Wilzax
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    191 month ago

    I can imagine a pig in a children’s book sitting in front of a computer with several empty coffee cups surrounding it. That covers about 40% of the job market these days.

      • @merari42
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        61 month ago

        That pig is way to cheerful at doing it’s mind numbing corporate job. But then again it’s less bad than the sociopath butcher pig.

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          51 month ago

          The pig is cheerful because it’s shitposting on Lemmy instead of working.

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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          31 month ago

          I brought this up the last time this image was posted but it makes the most sense with him being a pig.

          Pigs will eat anything. Even other pigs. They don’t care.

  • @Broken_Monitor
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    181 month ago

    Oh no I don’t think a piggy can hold a pipetter