• RBG
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    1731 month ago

    Basically a badgermole from Avatar, the last airbender

  • TheTechnician27
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    1111 month ago

    🎵 Two lovers forbidden from one another 🎵

      • @LEDZeppelin
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        531 month ago

        🎵 And a mountain divides them apart, build a path to be together 🎵

        • @[email protected]
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          401 month ago
          ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
          
          Secret tunnel!
          
          Secret tunnel!
          
          Through the mountain! 
          
          Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel
          
        • @Mango
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          301 month ago

          SECRET TUNNEL!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    391 month ago

    If they still existed they would probably have moved into existing human-mined tunnels. Whether they’d wait until we abandoned them or chase us out, or help us build them, would depend on our relationship with them

    • @Agent641
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      81 month ago

      What if we domesticated them and used them to mine coal?

    • @Death_Equity
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      “A train derailed in the tunnel due to a giant sloth sleeping on the tracks. No word of survivors at the time of recording, but officials say that they are expecting multiple fatalities including the sloth.”

  • @[email protected]
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    361 month ago

    The tiny thumbnail for this looked like a belly button on my phone, had no idea what I was tapping on at first

    • @Death_Equity
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      41 month ago

      The fun part is that you were more curious than apprehensive and were willing to subject yourself to whatever the Internet brought you for the day.

  • @radicalautonomy
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    Big enough to be comfortably used by humans

    Pffffbtbtbt, housing crisis schmousing crisis. There’s your answer, chaps.

    • BadlyDrawnRhino
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      61 month ago

      Just wait until some oil baron says that sloth-dug tunnels is the way to “deal” with climate change.

      • @Death_Equity
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        31 month ago

        If they are willing to bring back giant burrowing sloths, I am willing to experience the “tunnel hovels to escape climate change” timeline so long as I get to be a sloth supervisor.

  • Zagorath
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    271 month ago

    I heard if you turn out the lights and kiss your crush, you can find a way out of the tunnel.

  • Cadeillac
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    I may not be remembering correctly, but didn’t Sloth dig the tunnel in Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood?

    Edit: had to look it up. He did. Probably a coincidence

  • Diplomjodler
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    181 month ago

    And what happened to the giant sloths?

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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      351 month ago

      Earth warms up from ice age. Big sloth too fuzzy. Loses fuzz and tries to climb tree. Big sloth too big. Small big sloth gets smaller, climbs tree.

      • @[email protected]
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        Lol I know this is a joke but they died out, tree sloths existed back then too and are a totally separate group of animals. They didn’t evolve from the animals that dug this tunnel. They do share a common ancestor millions of years ago but this is like saying saber tooth cats evolved into house cats.

        • @[email protected]
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          131 month ago

          but this is like saying saber tooth cats evolved into house cats.

          I’m pretty sure my house cat believes this is true, evidence to the contrary be damned.

        • @iAvicenna
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          41 month ago

          but we all came from the same common ancestor which was the naked nucleic acid/peptide chain

    • @9point6
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      51 month ago

      Miniaturisation and the march of progress

      How do you think we got tardigrades

    • TheTechnician27
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      41 month ago

      We domesticated them and made purse sloths.

    • @Nastybutler
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      51 month ago

      I thought this was a posting to “Idiots of Facebook” at first. Guess I’m the idiot

  • @skhayfa
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    131 month ago

    These giant slots dug these giants tunnels to hide from whom?

    • @Tikiporch
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      91 month ago

      To hide from their responsibility.

    • @iAvicenna
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      41 month ago

      enter X-files theme song

    • @ChonkyOwlbear
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      124 days ago

      To protect their young would be my guess.

  • @erie09
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    101 month ago

    So long and thanks for the avacados!