• @[email protected]
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    963 months ago

    I thought we were unhappy women who only had cats as friends.

    Now we are wolves.

    I cannot keep up with this so can we compromise and be cheetahs or something?

    • @[email protected]
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      673 months ago

      It’s the same, “enemy is simultaneously weak and strong” rhetoric characteristic of fascism.

      • @[email protected]
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        13 months ago

        Yeah libs are also “sheep”.

        Right wing domestic terrorists are always “lone wolfs”, and incels think they’re really “alpha males”.

        In reality the right wingers are just a bunch of insecure assholes.

    • @Jesus_666
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      Perhaps there are two Democrats inside of you.

      Wait, do those two internal Democrats have internal Democrats themselves? Does that make every Democrat a fractal?

    • celeste
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      The “enemy,” to people like him, are always both pathetic jokes and a horrific threat that needs to be eliminated.

      edit: oops someone already said what i did

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      113 months ago

      I think we established Republicans are cheaters a while ago.

    • @primrosepathspeedrun
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      OMG adorable wolf with kitty friends! this sounds pretty awesome.

      why can fascists only imagine a better world when they’re trying to make it sound awful?

    • @rayyy
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      I thought they said the revolution would be “bloodless” if the left just let them have their way.

    • Media Sensationalism
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      133 months ago

      Couch fucker voters will most certainly not hold him accountable. That’s one demographic J.D. has in the bag.

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      The problem is that a Republicans own significantly more guns, and most times better guns than what’s available in Democrat run states.

      • @Boddhisatva
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        They may have more guns, but they have about the same number of trigger fingers. Gun ownership by the right is badly skewed by looks like this. One guy with sixty guns is really no better armed than a guy with one gun.

        • @[email protected]
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          Imagine spending all this money on guns while you’re a grown ass-couple still sleeping in a full.

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            Spent all their money on guns and fake tits. Not enough left for a bed that fits two people.

          • @[email protected]
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            My first thought was “my gawd there’s no way my partner and I would fit on that tiny bed”

            My second was “oh jeebus, that’s a look”

            third was “why are all the guns on the floor”

          • @dirthawker0
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            Guns, and each boob the size of her head

        • @OCATMBBL
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          Is there any particular reason every single gun is aimed vaguely in the direction of those two kids? It somehow makes it look extra tone deaf.

        • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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          Now how many of those have been fired in the last 2 years, and how many rounds have they put through them…

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          That’s because the “arming myself to take back my country from leftists” is just them blowing hot air.

          They buy lots of guns because someone told them Obama or Biden wants to take away their right to buy guns, so they spend their whole savings on them thinking that they’re beating the system…

          In many cases, it’s a matter of being so fucking scared of the world (common amongst Fox News and other RW media consumers) that the only way they can be comfortable is within arms reach of a gun.

          The vast majority of Conservatives don’t have the guts to actually take action with their guns, because most of them bought them out of fear of bodily injury, not to enter battle and put their own skin in the game.

          The few extremists that actually want to start a civil war are mostly morons with no training who won’t accomplish anything but a handful of disorganized mass shootings that will actually freak out everyone else, including other gun owners.

      • Media Sensationalism
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        I hear that the average conservative militia has trained extensively in the military art of marching in formation marching walking down the street. Some of them even bought a box of green tip right off the store shelf.

      • @primrosepathspeedrun
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        every single time the american military has been kicked to shit it’s been by barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire, and never enough of them to arm every soldier.

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          barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire

          Hate to break it to you, but you literally just described the entire state of West Virginia, Idaho, both Dakotas, Missouri, Louisiana, most of Florida, Oklahoma, and parts of fucking Oregon.

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        They can own all the fucken guns they want if ya aint got anyone to use em then they are just mechanically impressive paper weights.

  • don
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    Wonder how the republicans would act if we went around saying they are vermin who should be slaughtered.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    Gosh, nothing weird at all about talking about millions of Americans in the same way the Nazis talked about Jews, gypsies, communists, leftists, unions, POC, LGBTQ, etc…

    “Stop calling them weird, you guys!!!” - The Tone Police

  • @[email protected]
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    An apex predator responsible for keeping the ecosystem balanced and with minimal pest animals that will harm the environment by consuming too many resources?

    • paraphrand
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      133 months ago

      Boars are the real threat to this country.

  • @acosmichippo
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    313 months ago

    I wish the democrats were wolves.

  • @[email protected]
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    293 months ago

    Just a reminder that there is a pretty high chance that this guy becomes president given Trump’s age.

    • @Joeffect
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      This is his plan, if not that claim trump is unfit to hold office and take his spot. He doesn’t interview like he’s in it for VP he interviews like he is going to be president and it’s weird.

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      And likely intends to do so for life.

  • @[email protected]
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    273 months ago

    Is it only the men who are wolves? He established the women as cat ladies, but are they also wolves?

    I’m starting to think the JD Vance extended universe has no internal logic.

  • @AbidanYre
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    The left really need to tone down the rhetoric.

    /s

  • Todd Bonzalez
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    Yeah man, compare us to the predatory pack animals that cull other species and re-balance ecosystems.

    We’re coming for you.

  • @[email protected]
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    This will not hurt him, if anything it will ingratiate him with the magoos. They eat this shit up.

    Imagine the fucking hypocrisy… Hillary says essentially “half the magas are a basket of deplorables” they cry foul and self select into that group, but then they go on about killing Demonrats and that’s totes ok.

    There was an asshat in Texas (I think) a few years back that said “the only good Democrat is a dead one” and the crowd went nutty cheering. Then he realized what he said and backtracked “I mean… Politically dead. You know the media will just twist my words.” Too late fucker, the audience went nutty over the thought of killing Democrats.

    • @P00ptart
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      They call themselves lions too. They’re so fucking corny.

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    “The old conservative movement argued if you just got government out of the way, natural forces would resolve problems—we are no longer in this situation and must take a different approach,” Vance continues. “As Kevin Roberts writes, ‘It’s fine to take a laissez-faire approach when you are in the safety of the sunshine. But when the twilight descends and you hear the wolves, you’ve got to circle the wagons and load the muskets.'”

    Roberts himself has recently called for a “Second American Revolution” — a modern-day repeat of the eight-year conflict that killed between 25,000 and 70,000 Americans. Roberts himself said that the second revolution will be “bloodless” but only “if the Left allows it to be.”

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      “Don’t turn this rape into a murder” is apparently mainstream conservative philosophy now.

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    123 months ago

    But if I take them at their word and start advocating “get them before they get you”, I’m the bad guy.