I happened to click a link that took me to the associated twitter X account for something I was interested in and was greeted by not one, not two, but four modern day web popups.

I know it’s nothing new. I’ve got a couple of firefox plugins that are usually quite good at hiding this sort of nonsense, but I guess they failed me today (or, I shudder to think, there were even more that were blocked, and this is what got through)

What’s the worst new/not-signed-in user experience you’ve encountered recently?

  • @alexc
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    The web. It was good while it lasted.

    • a1studmuffin
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      robots.txt is the perfect summary of the web era. A plain text file that politely asked web crawlers not to do certain things. Such an innocent time.

  • mox
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    Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed
    (grumble, unblock, reload)

    Verify you are human
    (click)

    …spin…spin…spin…
    Verify you are human
    (click)

    …spin…spin…spin…
    Verify you are human
    (click)

    …spin…spin…spin…
    Verify you are human
    (click)

    …spin…spin…spin…
    Verify you are human
    (click)

    …spin…spin…spin…

      • @[email protected]
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        Privacy Pass will generate a number of random nonces that will be used as tokens

        British people making a double take

        • @theilleists
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          Privacy Pass just randomly generated Prince Andrew and now my browser is all sweaty.

      • mox
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        Interesting. A quick look at the description makes me think it could help with the inconvenience problem, but probably not with the allowing javascript problem. Still, I’ll have to take a closer look. Thanks for the link.

        Edit: Turns out it requires installing a browser extension. From Cloudflare. No thanks, but I’ll give it another look if the protocol ever gets implemented by browsers.

      • Kallioapina
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        Doesnt seem to work for many people (Cloudflare has stopped supporting it?), judging by reading reviews on Mozilla extension store.

    • @[email protected]
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      … Spin … Spin … Spin …

      … Remember that you turned off your VPN

      … Turn it on

      … CF: OK, only humans use VPN, no need to show the challenge

    • Flying Squid
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      You forgot:

      Click all the pictures of buses.
      (clicks)

      …spin…spin…spin…

      Click all the pictures of bicycles.
      (clicks)

      …spin…spin…spin…

      Click all the pictures of traffic lights.
      (clicks)

      …spin…spin…spin…

      • mox
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        524 days ago

        I didn’t forget; I just chose to highlight Cloudflare’s awful captcha instead of Google’s awful captcha. :)

      • @acetanilide
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        Click all the objects heavier than this one

        …spin…spin…spin…

  • Kairos
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    I have a very hard time believing that these companies are unaware of how auful this shit makes their webpages.

    • @[email protected]
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      If this were a competent company, I’d say that they’re entirely aware of it and how fucking awful it is, but that there’s a mandate coming from somewhere that the page MUST include x, y and z and so they add x, y and z but usually try to at least make the site usable.

      This being Twitter, though, I’m sure it’s because a screaming man-child threw a sink at someone and told them to do it or they’ll be fired and so they did it in the most half-assed obnoxious way they could manage.

      • @dejected_warp_core
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        Common language used to dismiss bad decisions like this:

        • We need to track and meet our metrics for the quarter
        • Engagement for $FEATURE is down, so we have to take measures to get people to take notice
        • It’s opt-in/opt-out, so it’s the right thing to do
        • It’s only a one time thing and then the system remembers1 what the user selected
        • Only new users are affected - our power users will put up with it
        • It’s just a minor inconvenience, really
        • It’s just a website

        1 - Oh, did you turn off cookies or clear your cache? Sorry about that.

        • @[email protected]
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          Pretty sure you just triggered every developer and/or person who had to sit through a product meeting.

          Though you missed the last bullet point: Our user surveys showed that people would actually prefer these changes

          • @dejected_warp_core
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            Pretty sure you just triggered every developer and/or person who had to sit through a product meeting.

            NGL, I was feeling very uncomfortable myself by the end of typing said list. Is it hot in here? I need to lie down.

    • @seaQueue
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      It’s intentional, they want you logged in so they can track what you’re doing

    • @[email protected]
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      They know exactly. Once you create a Twitter account, consent to cookies and link your Google account (AKA give them all your data) you’ll never see these pop-ups again.

      Basically extortion.

      • @[email protected]
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        If you ever want to read anyone’s tweets somewhat chronologically or see someone’s latest tweet, you’re gonna create an account.

        Tweets as view on people’s profiles are totally scrambled (presumably to thwart LLM-feeding scrapers).

    • @[email protected]
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      Anyone can make a good website. It takes a real engineer to make a horrible website that people will use just enough while suffering.

        • @[email protected]
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          Inspired from the quote “Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.”

          Source: Unknown

    • @ch00f
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      I do a lot of my browsing from an iPhone 11. At least twice a day, a page will crash and reload halfway through whatever article I was trying to read. I get it’s a few generations old, but since when do you need state of the art tech to view what should be a static page.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      It’s diminishing customer experience creep, except the company doesn’t understand what the user data means. They run A/B tests of different layouts, seeing what kind of feedback each gets to learn more about design choices and users. Each version should get its own feedback and then that data is compiled by data scientists into actionable feedback, things that can be done to improve the website in the direction the company thinks is an “improvement”.

      Twitter abandoned those data scientists with the initial layoffs. There is no one to tell them what works and what impacts the customer experience, which is why each time the internal question of “how do we open up for engagement?” they answer it the same way, “Use existing user bases by linking their account to Twitter.” The result is several login requests all looking for the same cookie.

      It’s lazy or inexperienced management. Knowing the type of person Elon hires, it’s probably both.

    • CALIGVLA
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      Oh they’re aware, they just don’t care 99% of the time.

    • @FierySpectre
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      I barely see them pop up, if they do it’s for a fraction of a second before a browser extension nukes them.

    • Brickardo
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      Well, unless you’re a nerd, you only see those messages once

    • Pup Biru
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      on top of what others have said - directing you to the app and login - it’s also likely just that teams don’t talk and make decisions that solve their local issue without too much for the whole, and then say “ugh team x solved this so inelegantly! we were forced to do our thing that wasn’t as nice!”

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, they kinda don’t. Companies are entities made out of policies guiding how people split up objectives into smaller parts. The more people involved and the more indirect it is, the less coherent it gets

      Legal says you need one popup for compliance. Marketing or analytics say you need more users to log in. Elon wants to remind people to call it Twitter.

      By the time it filters through managers to the devs, they probably know it’ll be a horrible experience, but what are they going to do? It’s not their job. They’ll get brushed off. There might even be a compelling reason to do it in this way - with this in particular, annoying and intrusive popups are malicious compliance with the EU cookie laws. But everyone seems to be doing it this way - that’s probably what legal is going to recommend rather than interpreting the law themselves

      So the problem is the structure. If you want a hierarchy of obedient replaceable cogs, you’ve made sure no one sees the full picture

    • @DanForeverOP
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      PLEASE HERE TAKE IT

      (Just please stop yelling at me)

  • @[email protected]
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    I will say that the Google Auth prompt in particular is just this huge nuisance and a horrible experience. People should feel stupid for including it in their web experience.

    • @[email protected]
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      Wait, how can I get rid of google auth pop-ups? I got Ublock but they still come up whenever I go to a reddit page.

      • Vanon
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        The “Sign in with Google” popups on virtually every site? It’s nuts. I was just trying to figure this out today. Try these or these.

      • @essteeyou
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        Yes. How else would it get there?

        • @[email protected]
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          Given how intrusive google is, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was kinda forced by them along with some other functionality

          • @[email protected]
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            But it acts as a Login for the page instead of registering a new account? How would Google do that without the page owners permission?!

            • @[email protected]
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              Honestly, I didn’t even know what it does until now. I get so annoyed by it that I just close it immediately after it pops up. Probably time to make a uBlock Origin filter for it I guess

        • @[email protected]
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          I don’t know, but I also don’t know why would anyone willingly choose this UX for their website.

          • @essteeyou
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            Writing sign-in and authentication can be difficult. Google handles it for you. They’ll also store all of the secret stuff that you don’t want to leak, like passwords, etc. So I can see some of the appeal for sites of a certain size, but not really Twitter.

            • @[email protected]
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              I can understand that, and a user can also enjoy the simplicity of the process. However, I’m speaking about this very popup here. It doesn’t have to be this way. There are plenty of websites that allow you to sign in/up with Google (or another 3rd-party provider) that don’t have this problem. I see so many websites and mobile apps that make it very difficult to use them. I always wonder if anyone at the company is using their own website/app. Reddit is another great example.

              • @essteeyou
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                Oh right, yeah, it really irritates me. I’m sure it comes from some Growth Team experiment where the only success metric was interactions (intentional or accidental) with the box.

                Making the box increased engagement with the box, ship it!

  • Lad
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    If this was your webpage 15 years ago, you’d be almost certain that you’d been infected with malware.

    • @[email protected]
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      I really really do miss old school internet and feel kinda bad for people who never get to experience it. I know i sound like a cunt, and maybe it’s just nostalgia, but when the internet was bound to a computer and it was mainly “nerds” using it, it was such a better time. I remember a time where the internet was fast enough for pictures and small videos, but having your own picture somehow on the internet was witchcraft to me. Scanner, cameras who are digital whaaat? Now most of the internet is ads and pictures of people who i don’t give a shit about. People’s opinion, picture of people, fuck off bring back the time where the internet was either forums or someone’s weird website, where you only stumbled upon because you typed in a web adress i. The hopes it leads you somewhere.

      I had a girlfriend who was truly fascinated by the fact that i don’t have social media and that i’m not “on the internet” like she didn’t find me and my stupid face anywhere on the web. She was often wondering what i was doing on the internet if i don’t have social media, because that was the internet to her. Facebook, instagram, tiktok and youtube.

      • @[email protected]
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        Whenever I get to a webpage that looks a decade old (like most recently Ventoy) I get hit with a wave of nostalgia. Yeah, it might not look great or be very responsive to my actions, but my god does it feel great to just get thebinfo you need front and center.

      • @SLVRDRGN
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        She was often wondering what i was doing on the internet if i don’t have social media, because that was the internet to her

        ~ shudders ~

    • @Clbull
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      There was a screenshot I once saw of a Chinese netizen’s web browser in the late-2000’s, using Internet Explorer 6 and tonnes of third-party toolbars. I think I saw it back when Digg was still a thing. We’ve now reached the age where major websites are more cluttered with notifications than a malware-infected browser was 15 years ago, and where everybody is tracking everything that you do online.

      25 years ago, we legitimately drove RealNetworks into the ground for a lot less than what we’re allowing Google, Microsoft, Meta, X, etc to get away in the modern day.

  • @UnderpantsWeevil
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    EU: “You can’t just collect people’s data, you have to ask permission first and give people the opportunity to decline.”

    Site Developers: “Fine, but we’re going to comply in the most malicious manner possible.”

    HEY DO YOU WANT COOKIES ARE YOU SURE PLEASE HIT THE BIG BLUE BUTTON FOR COOKIES THEY ARE HELPFUL AND GOOD PLEASE GIVE COOKIES!!!

    • @Katana314
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      It’d be fun if the EU started policing any use of the phrase “We are required to show this dialog”.

      They’re not. They choose to show that dialog so that they can try to apply commercial tracking cookies. Anything for website function is already covered by EU laws.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        There have been a couple of changes to the rule since it came into effect. Originally, the pop up could effectively occlude the “Do Not Enable Cookies” button behind a maze of “Optional” settings. The end result was a big colorful “I Consent” button and a tiny little gear button with a thousand manual checkboxes to uncheck every time you visited the site.

        The regulations were updated since. Now these annoying pop-ups at least tend to have a clearly defined “Yes, I Consent” / “No, I Do Not” at equal scale and opposite color, allowing you to bypass it without going into the weeds on a configuration screen.

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      It’s hilarious on a widescreen setup how many websites aren’t adaptive but that cookie pop-up blocks 3/4 in 5000% font size.

  • @hightrix
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    That screenshot looks like the old screenshots from the early browser wars with 20 toolbars stacked.

  • @Sludgehammer
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    Visiting the corpse of Twitter was your first mistake

  • @Linkerbaan
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    We can sell 80 percent of the screen without inducing seizures!

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        *without being sued for more than we would make from seizure induced deaths

        • @Ensign_Crab
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          *without being successfully sued for more than we would make from seizure induced deaths.

          • MaggiWuerze
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            *without being successfully sued for more than we would make from seizure induced death, outside of an arbritration court thank to our ToS

  • @[email protected]
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    The different popups just show how bad design the web is today.

    Ask cookie question is required.

    Login? Always create an account and proceed with all signup questions.

    Agreement? Read them 1 hour until you have understood everything.

    Webbrowser: can I get your location? And please the mic and video too!

    Finally, don’t forget the ads!

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      Agreement? Read them 1 hour until you have understood everything.

      I one time for fun (cause I’m insane) read the entire Windows license agreement, MSA (Microsoft Services Agreement), and privacy policy. It took me 1 hour and 45 minutes, I timed it.

        • e$tGyr#J2pqM8v
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          What a great site, I’ll definitely be sharing it with some (naive) friends and colleagues :)

      • @chiliedogg
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        Back on my Xbox 360 I decided to scroll through the agreement just to see how long it would take. I didn’t read it: I just held down the stick to see how long it would take.

        I gave up after 40 minutes of scrolling.

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          That must be some slow scrolling

      • @DanForeverOP
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        Thank you for your sacrifice

      • @[email protected]
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        Wow. Is it even legal to have it that long?

        I bet a lot was of details were missing in there as well.

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      Ask cookie question is required.

      Thank the European bureaucrats that don’t understand technology.

      • my_hat_stinks
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        No, it’s the website’s fault. You only need explicit consent if you’re tracking users beyond what your service obviously requires to function, the problem is these sites are stalking you.

        And if it’s even slightly harder to decline than to accept they’re likely not in compliance anyway so it’s definitely not the EU’s fault.

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          Of course it’s the website fault, but just like government don’t let companies do whatever they want (all the time) the have to force websites to not do certain things, a warning certainly doesn’t do much when people keep clicking “accept”.

          It’s the EU’s fault that there is that warning in the pages(which is what the OP is talking about in how clean websites are) a warning that doesn’t fix the real problem, just puts a sign on it.

          “WET FLOOR!” instead of fixing the leaking pipe.

          • @FooBarrington
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            It’s not just a warning, it’s also an option to reject.

            • ladfrombrad 🇬🇧
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              It’s not just a warning, it’s also an option to reject.

              Some don’t give you an option, but actually have a much cleaner interface imo.

              Whether or not it’s better since you still have to click OK, some don’t let you reject them at all.

              • @[email protected]
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                Also, some researchers found out that nearly two thirds of the top 1000 websites don’t even honor your selection. If you say only necessary cookies they ignore it and still track you. Shocker.

                • ladfrombrad 🇬🇧
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                  No fuggin doubt.

                  And you know what irks me more is when you buy things from places like eBay or other third party seller websites (where you’ve consented to their cookies/terms) your email address you use with them is then in the hands of a goofball who’s had their personal business PC been compromised.

                  The few times I use eBay the email addy I use on their sees my inbox flooded. Fucking shitshow.

              • @Nurgus
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                If they don’t allow you to reject in two clicks then they’re violating the EU regulation.

                • @AA5B
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                  I wish I could get my EU representatives to act on those! Oh right, I live on a different continent in a country that lets businesses run amuck

                • ladfrombrad 🇬🇧
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                  I’m aware of that, but I’m just pointing out many websites do not give you the consent options as stated above which imo are much more annoying.

              • @FooBarrington
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                If you can’t reject, they either don’t need the pop-up, or they’re not in compliance with the law. Either way it’s in no way the fault of the lawmakers.

      • graff
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        Sure, but can we at least agree that 800 “partners” is a tad too much?

        • Spaniard
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          Of course, the problem is they shouldn’t have gone for a warning, they should have gone against the practice of having 800 partners, or do we think the average user clicks “refuse”?

          What they did is almost like nothing with extra steps.

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    This kind of thing getting worse and worse at all levels of tech is increasingly pushing me to the fringes of tech solutions (with all of the handicaps that come with that) as those are getting to be the only places where this kind of thing is not pervasive.

    • No apps on phone, if the mobile site doesn’t work it can wait until I am in front of a desktop/laptop
    • No NFC payments as that requires the phone to be blessed by lord Google or father Apple
    • No set top streaming boxes on the TV, just a small Linux powered PC and a cheap Logitech wireless keyboard/trackpad
    • Only Linux OSes on desktop/laptop
    • @[email protected]
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      Yup, I’m in exactly the same boat. I just got a new phone and decided to not install any banking apps whatsoever. I got a check in the mail, and instead of giving in and installing the app, I just drove a mile to an ATM. NBD, and I don’t have to see endless nags about banking features, credit scores, etc.

      I’m not part of your system… MAN!, but actually serious.

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        I have found that local banks like credit unions, and such, seem to have nicer mobile apps from my experience.

        I have worked as a software engineer for a smaller bank like this, and the development was a lot more honest. These kind of banks normally just want a pleasant user experience for their customers, unlike bigger banks that want to deploy all sorts of dark patterns to collect user data and sell extra stuff to their customers.

    • Troy
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      At least you can force desktop mode on most sites. No mobiles apps, desktop mode on phone. Usually.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m headed in that direction.

      • Minimal apps on my phone, most of them foss apps to access my self hosted services
      • Raspberry pi 4 running osmc connected to our TV. TV itself has no internet connection
      • Want to move to graphene os, but riding this iphone 12 mini until it dies
      • Linux on my server and my primary computer. Have an M1 Mac Mini that my wife primarily uses (too many papercuts for her with asahi linux. We tried and switched back), and iPadOS on the iPad Pro that I have that I’m also riding until it dies.
  • @umbraroze
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    Did someone say… cookies?

    I can just tell that whenever Twitter’s user interface has weak attempts at humour, it was put there during the previous ownership, and that just makes me sad.

    Like when you delete your account the final message says “#Goodbye”, I was tearing up, thinking, like, shit, Musk really fucked everything up, did he?

    • @[email protected]
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      Musk really fucked everything up, did he?

      Other than no longer being able to use an app to access twitter, I haven’t noticed anything else changing for the worse. They even made the “media” tab into grid rather than list which was a welcome update.

      • Flying Squid
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        How about just the userbase? I’d say that changed for the worse. A lot worse. And if you don’t think so, I hope you enjoy yelling about Jews at your next khakis and tiki torches march.

  • @[email protected]
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    Anybody know why google has a popup on every major website now? And more importantly, how to get rid of that without creating an account?