• @MsPenguinette
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    Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation

    • Mayor Poopington
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      2929 days ago

      Sync the vibration with your controller and get back to me

        • Carl
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          Wtf, cult of the lamb and lethal company?

              • @blackbelt352
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                There’s a lot more that Buttplug.io supports. It’s an entire open source framework that others can build stuff onto to control sex toys. As for why these? Eh why not? Single player games don’t exactly require the consent of other players if you’re getting your rocks off to game controlled sex toys, and multi-player games should only be used if you do actually have consent.

                Specifically for ultrakill’s officially supported mod, that’s just the kind of thing they’d do. They also made body pillow covers of Gabriel and V1 as official merch. And yes they are in those kinds of poses.

                • Carl
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                  My question was more like, why these sfw genre type games? I am just confused as to why.

      • @Bgugi
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        Clench to prone

    • @[email protected]
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      Wearing your shoes while sitting cross legged on it would probably do this. In fact, I think that was the explanation on the original tweet.

  • @TootSweet
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    4629 days ago

    JD Vance’s fetish is broader than we knew previously. Gaming Chair BDSM.

  • @papalonian
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    Only guess is bro doesn’t wipe or shower very well and is constantly doing the itchy-butthole-wiggle in his chair.

  • @samus12345
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    Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      328 days ago

      Had to scroll way too far for a Lemmiwinks reference, especially on Lemmy.

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    Shitty gaming chairs fall apart like this. There are a lot of shitty gaming chairs. Funny, I got what I thought was a cheap-ass ikea chair and it’s still trucking along just fine.

    • @[email protected]
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      I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?

  • TTH4P
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    He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it

  • @xytaruka
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    Taco bell claims another chair

    • Ignotum
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      That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔

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    I’ve had cheap fake leather chairs do this because they get wet from my ass and back sweating all over them. But I’d replace them long before they got this fucked up.

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      Vance? Is that you?

      Edit: Cope and seethe fascist cucks.

  • @DharkStare
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    1229 days ago

    I thought it said “his shole had teeth” and it took me awhile to both notice the B and to really be it was for censorship.