• Nougat
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    1063 months ago

    How about where they say, no, no, we have a strong border with. They don’t. So bad.

    But then we find out that they flew almost a million people in over the border! They flew! That stops all of them.

    I shouldn’t say this, because if there’s a debate, it would be nice to surprise her with that one. They flew– they’ll have– they have an answer to everything. Well. We decided.

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    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      I read this to my partner to see if she could make sense of it. She believes this might be concerning migratory birds and or bats.

      After reviewing Trump’s attempt to stop migratory animals by a building a wall, I’m unsure if she is mistaken.

      Maybe he has been yelling at clouds so long, hes concerned with the geese.

      Upon further study, it appears this may be why he rants about California and Texas

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        73 months ago

        Those Mexican animals need to stay down in Mexico and stop freeloading on all of our grass and bugs.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      103 months ago

      Trump has finally discovered our secret. Us Latinos have wings.

      • @Fredselfish
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        23 months ago

        Not to go off topic and it awesome to learn you have wings, but why do you want to nuke the whales?

  • Diplomjodler
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    743 months ago

    100% he’s going to chicken out. They know perfectly well he’s going to be destroyed if he goes up against Kamala.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        343 months ago

        He’s sure getting lazy about campaigning. Vance is working harder than he is.

        • WHYAREWEALLCAPS
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          423 months ago

          It’s his dementia. He’s getting almost as bad as Reagan was when Nancy was basically guiding him, except he won’t let anyone guide him so he goes off the rails constantly. A narcissist with dementia is pretty much uncontrollable.

          • @Glytch
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            133 months ago

            Melania wouldn’t want to guide him like Nancy did for Ronnie anyway. The Reagans were terrible people, but their marriage wasn’t loveless like the Trumps’.

          • @thesohoriots
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            53 months ago

            Only a matter of time before the secret service keeps dropping leaves in the pool when he’s not looking.

        • KingJalopy
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          133 months ago

          I mean, have you seen some of the couches in the white house?? Who can blame him…

        • @[email protected]
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          53 months ago

          You know what would drive Trump nuts? If Vance’s favorables started to climb higher than Trump’s.

        • @[email protected]
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          53 months ago

          “How long have I been working harder than Trump? …Okay, good. I deserve some donuts— just whatever makes sense…”

          • Flying SquidOP
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            53 months ago

            He’s on Ozempic. He didn’t want the donuts because it makes you much less interested in food. That was part of the reason he sounded so disinterested in being there.

            • @[email protected]
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              143 months ago

              It was so weird.

              Ordering donuts with the phrase, “just whatever makes sense…”. What a silicon valley douchebag.

              • @athairmor
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                43 months ago

                That’s some executive dysfunction right there. Not what you think any to see in an executive officer.

      • Lemminary
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        203 months ago

        Nah, he’s staying for personal reasons like staying out of jail. And that’s a good thing because he’s sinking the GQP ship. Oh, the sweet, sweet retribution.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          113 months ago

          He’s really lost steam though. Maybe he’ll regain it, but the winds are out of his sails. As he used to say of Jeb Bush, low energy.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        33 months ago

        If he doesn’t think he can get close enough to try to steal it after losing, then he won’t play. He’ll claim some BS about the Jews and the deep state, and drop out. I wish I could say he might be in prison by then, but we all know that he’s never going to face any consequences for his thousands of felonies.

    • Todd Bonzalez
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      133 months ago

      She asked for them never to cut his mic at the debate, lol. She’s preparing to make a fool out of him, and he’s preparing to be a fool.

  • HubertManne
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    353 months ago

    cracks me up she wants live mics now. they want him to be able to talk as much as he wants.

    • GratefullyGodless
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      303 months ago

      She wants to make sure everyone hears all his racist statements, because you know he won’t be able to stop himself.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    253 months ago

    He didn’t even have balls to show up for repube primary debates. What makes you think he will show up for upcoming debate against Kamala?

    • @[email protected]
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      I think he’s afraid that backing out now would make him look weak (it would). But his ego is too big for him to accept that she’s going to wipe the floor with him.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        33 months ago

        He is weak. He’s the most fragile politician in the history of the United States.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 months ago

          Oh for sure. But his entire political strategy (if you can even call it a strategy anymore) is to appear strong.

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            13 months ago

            He fails so miserably at that too. I seriously cannot understand how any person could watch his actions, or listen to him talk, and think he’s a strong man. He’s weak AF, physically, mentally, and emotionally.

            • @[email protected]
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              Yeah I don’t get it. He never really impressed me much. It baffles me how many people he seems to work on though.

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      Avoiding the primary debates and the media rewarded him with “interviews” during the same timeslot that were advertised much more. The continued media forefronting of the shitstain is probably the prime reason he still polls as well as he does. They always edit until his word salad at least sounds like real sentences. From there rage and/or bigotry drive the rest.

  • @NABDad
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    173 months ago

    Confirming for the record that Trump hates immigrants.

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      Mr Trump hates *non-white" immigrants. Me and my kind are welcome to come down from canuduh and take yer jerbs.

  • hopesdead
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    113 months ago

    Man proves he doesn’t understand the meaning of words.

  • @PapaStevesy
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    And the talking point is a load of horse hockey, surprise surprise.