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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost · 8 months ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost · 8 months ago
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  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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    FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they’re about to make a funny post.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Unfortunately I think that only works from your instance’s perspective. The majority of lemmy can still see the CIA oppressing you!

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I can’t see it, therefore it’s not happening.

        • Zacryon@feddit.org
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          I wonder how you’re breathing. /j

          • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I can’t see it, therefo— oh god oh no

            • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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              R.I.P

              @[email protected]

              You was a real one.

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    Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I’ve already won.

    Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID

  • zante@lemmy.wtf
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    And mod bots to remove them it seems

    • Decoy321M
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      Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

  • Alteon
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    Hey! It’s me! The CIA!

    • spacecadet@lemm.ee
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      Prove it, give me your social security number

      • Jesus
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        • Asafum@feddit.nl
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          Username checks out

    • UnderpantsWeevil
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      You’re the problem. It’s you.

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    Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Yes, this is reasonable.

    • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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      You mean that’s what the hole in the wall was for?

      Oh dear…

  • crusa187@lemmy.ml
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    Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!

  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    I’m actually not funny

    • 4oreman@lemy.lol
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      youre actually a cia bot.

  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
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    Don’t worry, I will never stop posting anime girls

  • JusticeForPorygon
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    The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.

    • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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      What is your definition of a burger?

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        Ground meat formed into a patty

        • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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          Fuck you!

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          Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I’ll downvote you to keep the streak going.

          I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it’s been a good day.

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          My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.

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      What’s this about Mojang?

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        I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.

        Like, It’s okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there’s a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.

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          I agree with you, but I’m obligated to downvote.

          • JusticeForPorygon
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            Fair enough

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    CIA and Kremlin: shake hands together

    • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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      🤝

      <this was an automated generated image>

  • Mio@feddit.nu
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    You never want opinions from bots. Only humans. But may be hard to figure out.

  • pigup
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    Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏

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    can’t they just make an instance with fake accounts?

    • elidoz@lemmy.ml
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      it would be like r/subredditsimultor

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    Who bothers to look at votes?

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      Politicians

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