• @[email protected]
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    People: “This is a xylophone.”

    Musicians: “It’s metallic, hint hint.”

    People: “Yes, it’s a metallic xylophone.”

    Musicians:

  • @[email protected]
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    “Squidward flute” made me cringe so hard I almost passed out. God please tell me none of you are actually that lame

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      no one is. this is the most ridiculous caricature I’ve ever seen and the immense snobbery of the so-called musician is unbearable. no one calls cellos violins. no one says Squidward flute or plinky plonk. literally everyone knows what a saxophone is, no one says careless whisper, which hasn’t been nearly as popular and ubiquitous as it was decades ago. i wouldn’t be surprised if fewer people know about careless whisper than they do about epic sax guy from Eurovision.

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          that still goes against the image…

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    Im pretty sure if the trombone is rusty both of those two people can distinguish it from the others.

    (… then again, the adjacent color there is some shitty shade of green so … kinda, I guess?)

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    Keyboard players: everything is keys

  • @lunarul
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    I think non-musicians can tell a cello from a violin and a tuba from a trumpet.

    • @PsyKiere
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      I’ve had multiple people call my baritone saxophone a trumpet… It’s funny and sad everytime

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        The amount of times people have called my trumpet a saxophone, or my trombone a saxophone, or my clarinet a saxophone, or my melodica a saxophone, or my saxophone a saxophone apauls me.

        Never call someone a saxophone; not only is it rude, it’s a slur and against the law.

    • pocopene
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      Exactly. This is not a musician vs a non musician, but a musician vs a 5 years old.

      • @GlendatheGayWitch
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        I wish it was that way. I’ve seen a 20 year old get brass instruments mixed up. Many reference squidward when talking about clarinet, oboe, English horn, and bass clarinet. Unfortunately it isn’t just musician vs a 5 year old.

    • @candybrie
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      Soundwise or visually? I can see the difference (big vs little) but I don’t think I could reliably pick out the sound between the two.

      • @lunarul
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        I was thinking visually. But even sound-wise I don’t think most people would hear a cello and think that’s a violin (even if they don’t know it’s a cello). But I’ve listened to a lot of Apocalyptica and 2Cellos, and I also grew up on cartoons that feature tubas frequently for comedic effect, so maybe I’m just biased.

        • @candybrie
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          I found this video and I really wouldn’t be able to tell if it was just sound. I think I have like 2 categories I can reliably do for strings: bow or not.

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    I faked trombone all the way through middle school. Adam, the kid next to me, knew how to play trombone and could read the music as well. What I did was create my own system of trombonal slide positions, numbered 1 through 6. Then I would watch where Adam moved his slide with each note played, and I would write the corresponding number from my system above each note on my paper.

    I leached you like a vampire, Adam.

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      232 days ago

      you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol

      i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.

    • Codex
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      This is especially funny because I think there’s only 7 positions on a typical trombone anyway, and unless you have godlike lips can only hit 3 or 4 octaves across those. i played trombone through high school and it’s like the easiest instrument, haha.

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      I did the same for the piano tbh. I was better at rhythm games than parsing sheet music so I’d practice and memorise pieces on something like Synthesia.

  • @rtxn
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    Never look up the Hungarian name for the bassoon.

  • @hperrin
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    112 days ago

    My sister plays both the violin and the big violin.